IRI Krispy Kreme Challenge 2005

[Brandon Martus]

IRI Krispy Kreme Challenge 2005 ...
... to see who has the best legs.

Amanda Morrison vs Dave Lavery

12 Krispy Kreme Donuts each.
First one done has the best legs.

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[Amanda Morrison]

I will admit... I wasn't at my greatest. But I gave it my all.

In the time that it took me to eat 4 1/2 doughnuts, the mysterious neverending Lavery Stomach had consumed a dozen doughnuts, a Twinkie, and a Ding Dong just for spite.

Needless to say, the amount of raw sugar I had had alone was enough to make me have to have a garbage can next to me for most of the day. I literally had to keep going at IRI, ready to ralph. A few times it got bad, and I had to sit down.

When it was all said and done, I forfeited due to my sinuses burning, my gut full, and my knowledge of Dave's endless tummy renewed. Mr. Lavery, you have won your bet.

"C'mon Amanda, this eating doughnuts, not rocket science."
"He's better than me at both!"

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison

I will admit... I wasn't at my greatest. But I gave it my all.

In the time that it took me to eat 4 1/2 doughnuts, the mysterious neverending Lavery Stomach had consumed a dozen doughnuts, a Twinkie, and a Ding Dong just for spite.

Needless to say, the amount of raw sugar I had had alone was enough to make me have to have a garbage can next to me for most of the day. I literally had to keep going at IRI, ready to ralph. A few times it got bad, and I had to sit down.

When it was all said and done, I forfeited due to my sinuses burning, my gut full, and my knowledge of Dave's endless tummy renewed. Mr. Lavery, you have won your bet.

"C'mon Amanda, this eating doughnuts, not rocket science."
"He's better than me at both!"

Miss Morrison, you are most gracious in defeat. Well played. You did very well, and with a little off-season work on an appropriate training program, you will be ready for the next IRI Challenge (we will do it again with a quart of milk as a chaser ). (and thanks, Brandon, for the great video!) My only regret is that when I went back for some more Twinkies a little later, they were all gone (Tytus got to them first!).

All Krispy-Kreme-related teasing aside, Amanda did a FANTASTIC job with the talent show and other elements of IRI, and has my complete respect. She may not be able to consume way-too-many pieces of fat-fried dough as quickly as some, but she can organize, align, cajole, prod, and direct a massive group of misfit performers (and judges) better than anyone I know!

-dave



"You think that this is NOT going on CD??!!"

[Anthony]

I love how this is NOT rocket science. Perhaps Amanda would have a little more chance of success if it were. Oh well, valiant effort. Although snarfing a donut in like 2.5 seconds is slightly ridiculous Dave. And as far as the physical size difference, we really shouldn't forget Kobayashi (world record holder in hot dog eating) is probably smaller than Amanda. If this happens at Capital Clash, the competition may be a little better prepared though, so you may want to watch out Dave.

Yet another reason why in the future I can not miss IRI, even if my team does.
Thanks for the laugh guys.

[Ben Lauer]

My favorite quotes:
"you know that is like 5000 calories right there"

Amanda - "dave has the best legs"
Dave - "and you have to explain why."
Amanda - "it is because i am about to ralph"
Dave - "If you say I have the best legs because you are about to ralph, that doesn't work"

[Bcahn836]

Dave is a machine!! He finished that first donut in what 3 bites? LOL Hilarious

[KathieK]

wow, and I was just getting ready to eat lunch. Um, maybe I'll wait a while. Congratulations to Dave, and Amanda, you gave it your best shot!

[AmyPrib]

We expect to see better from you in 2006, Amanda!! Better get practicing!

[Arefin Bari]

Hahahahahahaha... this was perfect for my morning entertainment. Thanks Brandon. Done a great job on the video.

The video is PIMP.

Amanda: Are you filming this?

[Wetzel]

When will people learn that Dave never takes a bet that he won't win.


Wetzel

[brandy836]

I must say that watching Dave inhale a dozen donuts is highly entertaining.

Good job Amanda and Dave, thanks for making us laugh.

[Billfred]

I feel honored that the caption contest made a cameo appearance in this spectacle.

However, I do think that the physical size difference made a difference in this. Amanda is just not Dave's size, making this a little bit on par with apples and oranges.

Therefore, I extend an open invitation to Dave for The Capital Clash. I'm willing to put some stakes up--control of Caption Contest #60 (that would be posted the Sunday of the Clash), anyone?

[Bcahn836]

Originally Posted by Billfred

I feel honored that the caption contest made a cameo appearance in this spectacle.

However, I do think that the physical size difference made a difference in this. Amanda is just not Dave's size, making this a little bit on par with apples and oranges.

Therefore, I extend an open invitation to Dave for The Capital Clash. I'm willing to put some stakes up--control of Caption Contest #60 (that would be posted the Sunday of the Clash), anyone?

I think that would be hilarious and definitely make things interesting at the clash and i will have my camera ready to record.

[tiffany34990]

this is really funny....i'm so glad we all have humor in this crazy world. i don't think i could have done that.. dave sure can put them down though...

[Collin Fultz]

watching amanda's face go from good to bad was hilarious. then the refs realizing that they were missing the finals was pretty good too.

as a side note...dave had already had lunch right before this contest took place.