CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #57

[Billfred]

...which shall herein be known as the Heinz round.

Here's the scores:

Jay Trzaskos	16
EddieMcD	15
Rich Wong	15
“Big Mike”	14
Gary Dillard	13
Nehalita	11
Dlavery	9
MissInformation	9
Koko Ed	8
T. Hoffman	8
EricS-Team180	7
DanielBCR	6
Arefin Bari	6
Ashley Christine	6
DCA Fan	6
KathieK	6
Pat McCarthy	5
Dave Scheck	5
Dorienne 007	5
Bcahn836	5
Brandy836	4
JVN	4
1derboy	4
Andy Baker	4
Jay H 237	4
Kyle45	4
Spears312	4
Amanda Morrison	3
JosephM	3
Richardp	3
EricH	3
Kjhobin	3
Xzvrw2	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Cdr1122334455	2
Elgin Clock	2
Icurtis	2
KarenH	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Miketwalker	2
Ryan Foley	2
Squirrelrock	2
Tiffany34990	2
Denman	2
Goober!!!	2
Al Skierkiewicz	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
Lisa Perez	1
Mechanicalbrain	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10553

And since I've acquired newfound smoothness, the deadline will remain midnight Saturday even though by that point I'll have moved back to USC.

Go!!

[miketwalker]

Woman with gun: "Where are the groceries I put on the counter?!?!!!"
Other woman: "I put them away for you when you took a shower."
Woman with gun: "Oh." *Puts gun away* "You are dreaming... dreaming... sleep..." *dashes away*

[xzvrw2]

Girl on the ground: But 65 did win in 2003

[Daniel Brim]

What do you mean you lost the drill bit?!

[Dorienne]

Karen: I was going to do the murder scene from "Psycho" and you ruined it! *stomps feet like a little three year old*

Girl on floor: Uh...sorry?

[Jay Trzaskos]

Karen: I don't care how many records you have here.. I want my IPod back
Host: But this is the 50's house, you aren't allowed to have IPods.
karen: I don't care if this was the 1750's house, I go no where without my IPod. NO WHERE!!!

[brandy836]

Karen: For the last time, you will join the team. We need more girls.

Girl on the floor: Ok, ok, I’ll do it.

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by brandy836

Karen: For the last time, you will join the team. We need more girls.

Girl on the floor: Ok, ok, I’ll do it.

<obviously not an entry>

If the Firebirds have trouble finding girls, I think they've got a problem.

[DCA Fan]

Karen: "ADMIT IT! Dave Lavery has better legs than Amanda Morrison!"

[Kyle Love]

Karen: "YOU ARE NOT JVN FOR THE LAST FRIKKEN TIME!!!!"

[JackN]

Girl with gun "This is what you get for getting a 10 point loading zone penalty."

[Alex Cormier]

"oooh shoot, im gona bust a cap in ya if ya dont clean the showers properly this time!"

[dlavery]

You are under arrest for failing to complete your VIMS record before attending a FIRST regional competition...

[Ian Curtis]

Girl on Floor: Whats going on, why is there a plastic gun pointed at me?!?!

Karen: What is going on? I just had Billfred on the floor about to give ME *evil laugh* control of the caption contest. And then he just, he just POOFED. Leaving me with nothing, nothing at all...

Girl on Floor: Well that Billfred character is a pretty wily fellow, his 1337 Assassination Attempt Avoidance Skills need to be on par with the those of Heidi Foster to avoid the assasination attempts that result from actions on taken on the Chief Delphi forums.

[Rich Wong]

Karen to Billfred’s maid in a voice of angry and animosity:

“I am really sorry that you over heard our plot to kidnap Billfred!
I cannot have you ruin my plans to kidnap and force him to feature ME on the next unofficial caption contest.
I’m sick of seeing everyone else featured on the caption contest for over a whole year. Why not me, WHY NOT ME! I Karen am Evil and Smart. I will not be denied.”