CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59

[Billfred]

Yay for the week of The Capital Clash. Here's the scores:

Gary Dillard	20
Nehalita	19
EddieMcD	18
Jay Trzaskos	18
Rich Wong	18
“Big Mike”	17
Jay H 237	14
Amanda Morrison	13
Dlavery	13
MissInformation	13
Arefin Bari	11
T. Hoffman	10
EricS-Team180	10
Koko Ed	8
Dorienne 007	8
Kyle45	8
Pat McCarthy	7
DanielBCR	7
1derboy	7
Ashley Christine	7
DCA Fan	7
Brandy836	6
JVN	6
Miketwalker	6
KathieK	6
Bcahn836	6
Dave Scheck	5
EricH	5
Xzvrw2	5
KarenH	4
Andy Baker	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Icurtis	4
JosephM	4
Kjhobin	4
Spears312	4
Al Skierkiewicz	3
Cdr1122334455	3
Richardp	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Elgin Clock	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Ryan Foley	2
Squirrelrock	2
Tiffany34990	2
Alex Cormier	2
Denman	2
Goober!!!	2
Liz C	2
Mechanicalbrain	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1

Before I get to the picture, a slight note. As the start of the post implied, I'm going to The Capital Clash. One of several things may happen with the judging of this contest:

1) I judge it in DC and post it Sunday.
2) I judge it in Columbia and post it Sunday.
3) I judge it in Columbia and post it Monday (under The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule).

Additionally, if a certain challenge is accepted, things may get a little more interesting. But we'll cross that theoretical bridge when we get to it.

Oh, and the deadline is still Saturday at midnight.

Here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10470

(man, I'm so dead when I get to DC)

Go!!

[Alex Cormier]

"billfred, ya see this nice bottle of water i'm holding here? good. If i see my picture up as a caption contest you will be seeing this bottle more clearly over your head..."

[greencactus3]

see this? this is how we keep the arena safe from fire. fire extinguisher? where? .... oh....well fire extinguishers are overrated anyways.

[Gary Dillard]

"Drinking with Ms. Jenny" never quite caught on like "Cooking with Chef Bill"; she took quite a loss on the T-Shirt sales.

[KathieK]

FIRST to Show Latest in Attire During New York's Couture Fashion Week

FIRST specializes in bringing the latest in robotics cometition attire to the sophisticated, boutique market and to a clientele with an appreciation for the very best designs, giving the wearer “the delightful sensation of turning heads.” As we've just seen on our model Dean, denim never goes out of style. And here is Jenny, modeling the latest in FIRST Senior Mentor apparel. As you can see here, fall fashions are all about the accessories. Note the designer safety glasses, tetrahedron earring, and NEMO tattoo. Jenny will be sure to turn heads at any competition she attends. Next we have....

[Al Skierkiewicz]

With her best "Mona Lisa" smile Jenny asks "anyone have an aspirin, these engineers are driving me nuts!?!". Analgesics being the only thing she forgot to pack into the vest.

[Jay H 237]

As a special surprise for the CD folk who have rumored for months now about having a water game, Jenny decides to give them a special treat by having a round where the robots must stack water bottles. Due to FIRSTs liability concerns about water and electronics this is as close to a true water game as they will allow.

[Ryan Foley]

See how happy you are when the person in front of you takes the last FIRST bottle of water!

[MissInformation]

"Straighten out those wheels, tuck in those wires, charge those batteries! And no T.V. until your code is written!" Jenny Beatty: the real reason they call her RoboMom.

[EddieMcD]

"It's the Jenny Beatty action figure, complete with FIRST water, FIRST clipboard, non-FIRST vest, and forehead protectors in clear violation of rule 7.3.4!"

[Bcahn836]

As shown here Jenny Beatty demonstrates that it is ok to wear safety glasses as a hair net.

[nehalita]

*screams in background: NOOOO*
Announcer: Jenny Beatty has been ingesting dihydrogen monoxide, a deadly fluid that is SO dangerous, the victims do not realize they have been struck until it's too late.
*audience gasps*
Yes. We don't even know the symptoms -- but we have noticed a pattern. Each person who has ingested dihydrogen monoxide tends to advertise this deadly fluid in their right hand and give a weak smile. (*zoom in on Ms. Beatty's tired face*)
This could happen to you if you aren't careful! By your anti-dihydrogen monoxide product today (*sponge is displayed on screen*)
--no people were harmed (yet) in the making of this warning --

[tiffany34990]

lights camera action....

now showing.. model Ms. Beatty..and the greatest thing on Earth.. WATER.. bottle water to be exact..

[EricH]

You better not take this picture. I don't want to ruin your camera again with this water bottle.

(Immediately after this picture was taken, the film was extracted, just in time to escape being drowned by RoboMom pouring water on the camera.)

[Jay Trzaskos]

Mrs. Beatty: (singing to herself) Have water and a smile.

Director: Cut! I said Cut!!! IT's supposed to be a smile Jenny, a smile. Not a smirk... a smile. Let's try one more time... from the top.

[INSPIRATION>] old Coca~Cola ads [/<INSPIRATION]