CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66

[Billfred]

Here goes again. Le scores:

Gary Dillard	37
EddieMcD	35
Nehalita	34
MissInformation	32
Jay Trzaskos	29
Dlavery	28
Jay H 237	28
Rich Wong	27
Amanda Morrison	26
KathieK	25
EricH	24
Arefin Bari	22
“Big Mike”	20
Dorienne 007	20
EricS-Team180	20
Al Skierkiewicz	19
T. Hoffman	19
Bcahn836	18
Icurtis	16
Wayne Doenges	15
Andy Baker	14
Xzvrw2	14
Kyle45	13
1derboy	13
Koko Ed	12
DCA Fan	12
JosephM	10
Alex Cormier	10
Ashley Christine	9
Kjhobin	8
Mechanicalbrain	8
Pat McCarthy	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Brandy836	6
JVN	6
Miketwalker	6
Squirrelrock	6
Conor Ryan	6
Goober!!!	5
KarenH	4
Kevin Kolodziej	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Greencactus3	4
Sciguy125	4
Tiffany34990	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Richardp	3
Ryan Foley	3
Greg Needel	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
Elgin Clock	2
Jessica Boucher	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Ogre	2
Denman	2
Liz C	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Bill_Hancoc	1
Budda648	1
Eugenia Gabrielov	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1
Rees2001	1

And the picture...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1110055.html

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!

[Arefin Bari]

Heidi: You know you guys should always eat healthy.

Dave: ::thinking:: what is she talking about? she is always eating something, specially those kks I bring with me.

[Rich Wong]

Dave: "Jello, chopsticks, doll house….. no.

Jello, doll house, paper plates ……no, no.

Heidi, Chopsticks, Jello…..no, no, no.

Paper plates, Jello, chopsticks….. why not?

Note to self- design a 2006 game using giant paper plates, a pool of Jello, and five feet chopsticks.

I’m a genius."

[Joe Matt]

Now kids, let Dave be, he's obviously playing with his doll set right now. You NEVER want to disturb a NASA engineer while he is playing with his doll set!

[Elgin Clock]

Associated Press (10-10-2005) Mattel and NASA announce the partnership to team up to bring you the Astronaut Barbie Playset. The joining will be an attempt to get more young females into the areas of science and technology. The idea was conceived by NASA Engineer Dave Lavery after playing with the Barbie dollhouse set at a picnic and trying to think of new ways to bring women into the fields of science and technology. Lavery had this to say "While playing with the Barbie dollhouse at the picnic, I was moved to finally bring the most recognized toy for girls for the last 50 years into a 21'st century market" Lavery continues saying that "Each Astronaut Barbie will come with a matching pink Mars Rover for hours of enjoyment".

Batteries are of course not included since the mini rovers run on the power of the sun.. *









*Sun sold separately

[Jay H 237]

"I can't believe Barbie has the same decorating tastes as me. This house is just like a miniature version of my own, complete with the fucia appliances and teal hot tub!"

[Bcahn836]

Hedi- " Jello, chopsticks on three. One Two jello.
Dave thinking- " I wonder if KK makes a jello filled donut"

[xzvrw2]

Dave: Yesss I have always anted to eat jello with chopsticks!!!

[Travis Hoffman]

Heidi: "No, Timmy! That's a bad little Timmy! Don't eat the green jello! Those are the "Stolichnaya Specials" I made for Dave! He's already playing with dolls. After he downs a few more of these green beauties, I'll have enough Photoshoppable pictures to last me for decades!"

Meanwhile, Dave, holding a Barbie doll in his left hand and a Ken in his right, is happily lost in the fantasy world his befuddled mind has created...

NASA Groupie Barbie: "OMG! OMG! OMG! NASA Engineer Ken, I worship the ground you walk on! The exploration of Mars is so interesting!

NASA Engineer Ken: "Yeah, baby, I love to go where no man has gone before. I'd love to explore the uncharted terrain of your lips...."

NASA Engineer Barbie: <slaps Ken with plastic hand> "Well I'm speaking English, but you're obviously speaking metric. Get lost, creep!" <moves on to next victim> "Oh, there's NASA Engineer Dave! I think I'll go and meet him!"

<Dave puts Ken down and picks up his favorite possession - a perfect scale model of himself in a pimp suit>

NASA Engineer Dave: <in deepest Barry White voice possible, interspersed with musical interludes from the soundtrack of "Shaft"> "Heyyyyyyy, baby. Chicka chicka wow wow, chicka wow, wow. What's happenin'?"

........

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[Denman]

<not an entry>
Some of these entries are getting slightly disturbing
</not an entry>
Heidi, when being controlled by a voodoo doll (presumerably the guy really far away looking down at something hes holding)

[Wayne Doenges]

Heidi: We will be having a contest to see who can eat their jello the fastest using only chopsticks. Please be very quiet as Dave is getting old and needs his rest. On three.....1......2......3.......GO!
Dave: "Snort" (wakes up) We have liftoff!!

[Gary Dillard]

Now when I snap my fingers, you will all wake up and believe that you are Japanese tourists doing jello shots.
Except for you Dave..... you will remain asleep, for now. I've got something much better planned for you. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA......

[Dorienne]

Heidi: Okay children let's help Dave make his dollhouse so he can play with his little cutesy wootsy friends...

Dave is seemingly reading the manual, but slowly lowers it to look at Heidi with glaring eyes. Unbeknownst to Heidi, Dave is reading a secret plot on how to finally destroy his evil nemesis.

Dave: Just you wait, Heidi, just you wait...

Kids: HAHA YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL WITH COOTIES WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH DOLLIES!

Dave: THEY'RE NOT DOLLIES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

Kids: O_O;

Dave: ...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

As her team intenetly listens, Heidi explains the next team building activity. Dave (who is faking a nap) begins planning new and varied ways of drawing Amanda Morrison into the ever expanding universe of eating competitions now that KK's have become passe.

[Andy Baker]

Dave, thinking:

Sheesh, here we go again. If I had a nickle for every time I heard the "how Heidi fought off a street gang with her chopsticks" story, I could pay for my own mission to Mars.


<not an entry... btw... Heidi... if there was a Dave doll, my daughters would each want one. My eldest had a pet Gecko, but it died. The Dave doll could be a cheap substitute. The younger two are big with Barbies... so Dave could play the role of "grampa" to Barbie. >