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Vanilla ice cream == car problems??
Vanilla ice cream == car problems??
For the engineers among us who understand that the obvious is not always the solution, and that the facts, no matter how implausible, are still the facts ... This is a weird but true story (with a moral) ... A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors: "This is the second time I have written you, and I don't blame you for not answering me, because I kind of sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of ice cream for dessert after dinner each night. But the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we've eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a problem. You see, every time I buy vanilla ice cream, when I start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice cream, the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds: 'What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?'" The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start. The engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, the man got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start. Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end he began to take notes: he jotted down all sorts of data, time of day, type of gas used, time to drive back and forth, etc. In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to find the flavor and get checked out. Now the question for the engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it took less time. Once time became the problem -- not the vanilla ice cream -- the engineer quickly came up with the answer: vapor lock. It was happening every night, but the extra time taken to get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapor lock to dissipate. Moral of the story: even insane looking problems are sometimes real. (A better moral: chocolate ice cream cures vapor lock!) |
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I still have a very hard time believing that actually happened, but it is a great story, and it definitely makes you wonder. Thanks for the good read!
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I am still convinced its the ice cream.
And what is vapor lock? |
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Vapor lock can also happen when the gas tank can't vent and the pump is unable to draw more gas due to the vacuum being created. For vapor lock to happen there's a problem or combination of problems to cause this. The engine has overheated or is running extremely hot, and hot weather just makes it worse. The vent hose on the fuel tank is clogged or has collapsed, or on some vehicles the fuel filler cap is no longer able to vent. The gas could also be bad. EDIT: I should also mention that vapor lock isn't as common today as it used to be back when all cars had carburators, gas wasn't as refined, and most vehicles lacked fan shrouds. Although not as common today it's still possible it could happen if somethings wrong and the right conditions are made. Last edited by Jay H 237 : 10-11-2005 at 20:37. |
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I smell an episode of Mythbusters.
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This is not at all a problem with modern fuel injected engines, but with early fuel injection technology, this is a big problem. I've flown a lot of airplanes from the late 60's and early 70's with fuel injection systems. All of these engines have vapor lock problems. Thankfully, you have a lot more control over engine management in an airplane and there are tricks to getting the engine started again. However, if you don't know the tricks, starting one of these engines when hot after a half hour shut-down can be frustrating to impossible. |
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A company that made robot floor cleaners installed a new machine in a 20 story office building. The machine worked correctly on the first 5 floors, cleaning the floors in all the hallways, so they turned it over to the janitor crew. All the crew had to do was take care of the water and soap tanks, take the robot to the next floor on the elevator, and hit the run button.
On the 14th floor the robot cleaned half the floors, then made a sharp right turn and went through a thin plasterboard wall into someones office. The robot cleaner was taken back to the factory, thoroughly diagnosed, some boards were replaced, and it was sent back. The wall on the 14th floor was repaired. The factory crew followed the robot carefully as it cleaned the first 10 floors, declared it was fixed, and turned it over to the janitor crew again. On the 14th floor it turned sharply again and went right through the freshly painted repaired wall. On site testing revealed that a telephone microwave repeater antenna on the roof of a nearby building was sending a side-lobe of microwave energy through the building, on the 14th floor, in that one spot. It was strong enough to scramble the sensors on the robot and make it jump out of its SW loop. Whole new meaning to the slogan "reach out and touch someone" or something! :^) Last edited by KenWittlief : 11-11-2005 at 16:27. |
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Another random story compliments of none other than FIRST enthusiasts...who else could find these stories
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Do diesel engines have vapor lock? I used to ride in a Ford 15-passenger van with a diesel engine. Once in a while, if the driver shut off the engine and try to start the engine, it won't start. If it was a gasoline engine, the driver would press down on the throttle pedal before trying to start it. Won't it work on a diesel engine?
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On a gasoline engine with a carburator that becoms flooded you press the pedal to the floor and hold it there while you try to start the engine. If you had to keep pumping the pedal while trying to start the engine means that the accelerator pump (part of the carb) is bad. This should get fixed right away as it's a good way to get a flame going in the carb! If this happens quit pumping the pedal and hold the ignition on so the starter keeps turning the engine over sucking the flame into the motor and hopefully puts it out. In some cases you can wind up with a carb or engine fire.A diesel that is cold or has sat and cooled down won't start right away. You have to turn the ignition to the "Run" position and wait for the glow plug light to go out. Then you can turn the ignition to the "Start" position to start it. If you don't wait for the glow plugs the engine will turn over but won't start. I used to drive an '85 Chevy pick-up with the 6.2 diesel in it. I had to wait for the amber glow plug light to go out before it would start. If it had just been running or if it was a hot day then the light wouldn't come on and it would start right up. |
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And now for the rest of the story…
“This is the third time I have written to you. The first time you ignored me because you thought I was crazy for thinking vanilla ice cream caused my car not to start. You answered my second plea and sent out an engineer to investigate. At least that’s what I thought, but now I’m not sure. I don’t blame you if you think that I’m paranoid, but I got to thinking how it was strange how my wife wanted me out of the house every night. Then it so happened that the only time the Pontiac started when I’d bought vanilla, the engineer was already there when I got home. I talked to the dealership mechanic who worked on the car; he said he’d seen the problem before and that the same engineer had diagnosed it. He asked whether I thought it was odd that Pontiac would approve that many engineer hours to diagnose such a trivial problem. What finally prompted me to ask whether you sent the engineer was when the mechanic and all of his buddies laughed out loud when he said; ‘They don’t call him Mr. Goodwrench for nothing!’” Final moral of the story: Whenever there’s an effect, it’s usually an engineer who caused it!! |
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That reminds me of the following story someone posted last month to a message board frequented by those working in tech support:
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haha, thats the altime randomest story ive ever read yet! YAY 4 RANDOMNESS! very interestin, gosh, nw im gonna b thinkin bout it all day, argh!!!
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Ok, so this is a public apology to everyone who felt that i was cussing and using "incorrect" english! Sorry everyone, I did'nt know that you guys would mind, those were my first posts! I hope there are no hard feelings! If you still feel hate towards me, go ahead and spill!
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