CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #83

[Billfred]

...still posted on a Sunday!

Here's the scores:

MissInformation	79
Gary Dillard	78
T. Hoffman	73
Rich Wong	68
EddieMcD	64
Dlavery	61
Jay H 237	60
Andy Baker	57
Icurtis	56
Jay Trzaskos	54
Al Skierkiewicz	52
EricH	51
KathieK	48
Nehalita	46
Wayne Doenges	46
Bcahn836	43
Dorienne 007	41
Arefin Bari	38
Koko Ed	36
Artdutra04	31
DCA Fan	30
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
Ashley Christine	24
Goober!!!	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Alex Cormier	19
KenWittlief	18
Conor Ryan	16
Mechanicalbrain	15
Zach Purser	14
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
KarenH	11
Richardp	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
MattD1Drift	5
Sciencenerd	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Skimoose	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Boiler	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
GaryV1188	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10691

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday BST

Go!

[Wayne Doenges]

Woohoo, the first to post a caption. Never happened to me before

Dan Green, in the hopes of getting an height advantage as a human player, had a little girl surgically grafted to his shoulders. Unfortunately the judges disqualified him as no normal human has four arms.

[Arefin Bari]

Dan: Keep smiling, we have to show beatty that we aren't scared.

[dlavery]

Introducing the new Dan Green, Mark II model, featuring twice the dexterity and three times the engineering intelligence!



(sorry Dan, this one was just too easy!)

-dave

[Bcahn836]

Little girl- "Not the mama, Not the mama, gotta love me."
Dan Green-" Where's the mama, Where's the mama."

[DCA Fan]

Girl - Mom, can I get off daddy's shoulders now? Please?

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dan has to keep a tight grip on his daughter because he knows that there are a lot of people ou tthere who will use any means to find out about 'Stangs secret shooter prototype thsi year.

[tiffany34990]

Dan: come on now it's time to PARTY! So lets dance.
Girl: um okay but i'm tired. you can just dance alone.

[MattD1Drift]

"Which way to the VW Microbus?"

[Goober!!!]

Dan: "OK now we just need to get on a Segway and we could have perfect balance!!!"

[Jay H 237]

While Dan and his daughter weren't too good at dancing they later found their niche replacing fluorescent tubes out in the hallway.

[Billfred]

Ah, what a fun week this has been. Nothing like 48 hours of nothing but sleep, eating, and robotics, I'll tell you.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

Dan has to keep a tight grip on his daughter because he knows that there are a lot of people ou tthere who will use any means to find out about 'Stangs secret shooter prototype thsi year.

Interesting fact of the day: With this win, Jay's average score increases to 2.29 points. I can't even make this stuff up.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

This is a sad medical byproduct of FIRST announcing and commitee work. The mental and physical stress triggers the body into forming a second being to cope with all the added work and duties. The unfortunate ones will end up like this poor devil with the growth occuring at the back of the neck. Note how Dan has already dressed her in tiedye and a set of safety glasses. Next thing you know he will call her Lauren and take her to JFLL meets.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay H 237
2) Arefin Bari
3) skimoose
4) EddieMcD
5) KathieK
6) Andy Baker
7) MissInformation
8) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by dlavery

Introducing the new Dan Green, Mark II model, featuring twice the dexterity and three times the engineering intelligence!

(Easy indeed.)

That means the scores are:

MissInformation	81
Gary Dillard	78
T. Hoffman	73
Rich Wong	68
EddieMcD	66
Dlavery	64
Jay Trzaskos	64
Jay H 237	62
Andy Baker	59
Al Skierkiewicz	57
Icurtis	57
EricH	52
KathieK	50
Wayne Doenges	48
Nehalita	46
Bcahn836	44
Dorienne 007	41
Arefin Bari	40
Koko Ed	36
Artdutra04	31
DCA Fan	31
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
Goober!!!	25
Ashley Christine	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Alex Cormier	19
KenWittlief	18
Conor Ryan	16
Mechanicalbrain	15
Zach Purser	14
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
KarenH	11
Richardp	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Tiffany34990	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Skimoose	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
MattD1Drift	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
Sciencenerd	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Boiler	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
GaryV1188	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!