Quotes that you don't have room for...

[Cody Carey]

This is for those of you who have quotes that you just couldn't fit in you profile/Sig, I know I have a bunch... and I'd like to be inspired by any that you have

Heres one off the top of my head,

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."


P.S. Quotes that are funny are welcome too

[Wayne Doenges]

First rule of holes: When you're in one, stop digging.

If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet exhausts.

Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.

No matter where you go, there you are.

[DCA Fan]

"No, please, keep talking. I still have a few brain cells left that you haven't murdered with stupidity."

"There's nothing better than a good friend. Except a good friend with chocolate."

Why yes, I AM easily distracted by shiny objects.

Entropy: high school freshmen
Gibbs free energy: combined effects of high school freshmen, given pogo sticks and crystal meth.

[EddieMcD]

"The key to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing."

[Allison K]

"There's no I in team but there's two in intelligence and four in initiative, that's why groups of people are stupid"

"None of us is as dumb as all of us"

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says....I'll try again tomorrow."

[karinka13]

Silence is golden. But duct tape is SILVER!

[Morgan Gillespie]

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Suicide hotline… please hold.

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

An adult is someone with a high school degree.

[team 803]

Hmmm, I have that flying one as my own.

[sheltie234]

"I'm not being mean, it's just constructive criticism. Now fix it."

[team 803]

There is no i in team, but there sure is an M and an E.

[Steve Horn]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

[George A.]

No true fiasco ever began as a quest for mere adequacy.

[SamC]

I was at a party last night, and I heard one of the funniest things ever...

So here's the setting, we are all sitting around playing games, and out of nowhere I hear a girl say,

"Wait...I thought it was a Microsoft Apple..."