CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #106

[Billfred]

And to think, this time next week, I'll be where I was a month ago.

Here's the scores:

Jay H 237	10
MissInformation	5
Cody C	2
Koko Ed	2
Jane	2
Kyle A	2
Andrew Blair	2
Rick Tyler	2
T. Hoffman	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Skimoose	2
Greg Needel	2
Dorienne 007	2
Boiler	2
Cuog	2
Nehalita	3
Fruity Pebbles	1
Joe Matt	1
Jgjedi10	1
Goober!!!	1
InfernoX14	1
Dylan	1
Wayne Doenges	1
Lukevanoort	1
Bcahn836	1
Team1591	1
EddieMcD	1
Rich Wong	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25039?

Now, the end of this week is a little screwy with the end of camp, so I'm going to push the deadline back just a smidgeon more to Friday at noon EDT. (I've got the evening off, so I might as well make hay while the sun shines and all.) As always, you can press your luck and try and sneak one in before I judge it.

Go!

[Joe Matt]

Michelle finally figured out a way to grow grass on walls well, excpet for the fact the only place to put this wall was on the way to the bathroom. One too many diet pepsi's, and a dark night, she regreted her mistake.

[skimoose]

This is the end result of depriving a FIRSTer of Mountain Dew for 24 hours. FIRSTer meets floor (or in this case field).

[Travis Hoffman]

"OK, WHO'S THE WISEGUY WHO BURIED A GIANT ELECTROMAGNET IN OUR FRONT YARD??????"

*assuming pic taken before braces removal, of course

[GaryVoshol]

Michelle applies the Old Irish Blessing "May the road rise to meet you ..." too literally.

[Rich Wong]

2006 “I-want-to-be-a-Geek” Calendar
Month of July caption:
Geek of the Month is the aspiring
Michelle aka Fruity Pebbles from Florida

Goal in life: I want to have a
CCSI, CCNP, CCDP, MCP, MCSE, MCSA, BSEE, MSEE, MBA, PMI
Turn-ons: anyone with a CCNP on their first try
Turn-offs: anyone who can’t spell TCP/IP and loves IPX
Pet peeves: people who uses static routes and spanning-tree.
Greatest achievement yet: becoming a CD Caption Contest Idol with more
than 30 postings in less then 3 days;
that must be a record.

[lukevanoort]

Who needs a lawn mower? Even the mighty goat bows down to the voracious Michelle and her unquenchable hunger for gargantuan amounts of grass.

[EddieMcD]

"Wanting to be more in tune with nature, Michelle decided to sit down and smell the grass. Unfortunately, it was imported from Jamaica, and she hasn't stopped talking to plants since."

[KathieK]

At the end-of-the-year banquet when the mentors on her team told the students that during the summer they should take time to smell the roses, Michelle, ever the over-achiever, smelled the roses, the dirt, the lawn, and everything else in the yard.

[Michelle Celio]

<not an entry> I think I'm allowed to enter? Oh well if I'm not...I'm doing it anyway. And it only took me almost a week to think of it! </not an entry>

And to think the only reason I went out side that day, was because the Internet was down and I couldn't get on Chief Delphi!

[Billfred]

Don't say I don't love you guys--I've tried to judge this contest in four states now (Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New York) before finally plunking down the ten bucks and just buying the wifi in the Starbucks at Penn Station.

Oh, and apologies if I'm mildly incoherent--sleep was hard to come by on the train, and I can't check in until noon, so there's nothing to do but pull the old all-nighter. But I might suggest turning on the Today Show this morning. ( squared.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

"What do you mean 'the grass is always greener on the other side'? I've looked at every blade of grass in this yard from every angle imaginable and they're all the same color... What do you mean that's not what it means? You mean I have to look at the grass in our neighbors yard too?"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryV1188

Michelle applies the Old Irish Blessing "May the road rise to meet you ..." too literally.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) Koko Ed
3) Jane
4) Dylan
5) Jay H 237
6) InfernoX14
7) lukevanoort
8) Rich Wong
9) EddieMcD
10) T. Hoffman
11) skimoose
12) Rick TYler
13) Andrew Blair
14) boiler
15) Mercury Rising
16) EricS-Team180
17) nehalita
18) Steve W

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Joe Matt

Michelle finally figured out a way to grow grass on walls well, excpet for the fact the only place to put this wall was on the way to the bathroom. One too many diet pepsi's, and a dark night, she regreted her mistake.

Which means the scores, if I can count right, are:

MissInformation	15
Jay H 237	12
Nehalita	5
GaryV1188	5
Jane	4
Boiler	4
T. Hoffman	4
Rick Tyler	4
Skimoose	4
Koko Ed	4
Andrew Blair	4
Joe Matt	4
Lukevanoort	3
Cuog	3
Cody C	3
Al Skierkiewicz	3
Kyle A	3
EddieMcD	3
Dorienne 007	3
InfernoX14	3
Greg Needel	3
Dylan	3
Rich Wong	3
Steve W	2
KathieK	2
Jgjedi10	2
Fruity Pebbles	2
Mercury Rising	2
Wayne Doenges	2
EricS-Team180	2
Goober!!!	2
Arefin Bari	1
Alex Cormier	1
Team1591	1
Freddy Schurr	1
Hiteak	1
Bcahn836	1
Xzvrw2	1
Elgin Clock	1
Mocat1530	1

Onward (finally!)

[Koko Ed]

That... gardner....get's no..... tip.....

[JaneYoung]

Loooook into my eyes - look deeeeep into my eyes.
Professor Tree-Lawn-ee has predicted that
*using strange mysterious voice* - 'grass will take on a life of its own, giving rise to confused bugs and new and improved lawn maintenance machines. In the 7th and final hour of a long and muggy day, blades of both grass and machines will form an unlikely but determined alliance against big hairy potted plants and weasley little bushes overtaken by hog warts. The alliance will prevail, grass and machines will triumph'....and *pop* the spell was broken, though the world according to F.P. never quite righted itself again.

[Dylan]

Ant # 2: "These aren't fruity pebbles you idiot!"

Ant # 1: "But I saw it on CD, I was right there on the computer screen!"

Ant # 2: "You're demoted to grub-moving."

Ant # 1: "Noooo!"

Michelle: "Are those ants talking?!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"I thought it was poppies that made you sleepy! What do you need to wake up from Kentucky Bluegrass? And what did I ever do to the Wicked Witch of the West?!?"