CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #126

[Billfred]

Hopefully, with no puke-bots.

Here's the scores:

Name	Total
Rich Wong	61
MissInformation	56
Steve W	52
Wayne Doenges	48
Boiler	44
EddieMcD	44
Al Skierkiewicz	43
Koko Ed	38
Jane	36
Lukevanoort	36
Mocat1530	36
T. Hoffman	34
Jay H 237	32
GaryV1188	30
Hiteak	30
Skimoose	30
KathieK	29
Cuog	28
InfernoX14	28
Cody C	27
Dave Scheck	25
Dlavery	-infinity
Andrew Blair	23
Andy Baker	23
Greg Needel	23
EricS-Team180	22
KenWittlief	21
Rich Kressly	20
Goober!!!	19
KelliV	19
Jgjedi10	17
Joe Matt	17
Michelle Celio	17
“Big Mike”	17
Kyle A	16
Dorienne	15
Arefin Bari	14
Rohith Surampudi	13
Nehalita	12
Schnabel	12
Thegathering	11
Dylan	10
Artdutra04	9
Lil' Lavery	9
Alex Cormier	7
anna~marie	7
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Ewankoff	5
Killerofkiller	5
Raymaniac	5
Tytus Gerrish	5
Conor Ryan	4
Imajie	4
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
1derboy	3
Bcahn836	3
EricRobodox	3
taylort	3
Tkwetzel	3
Astronouth7303	2
BlondeNerd	2
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Graduns340	2
Icurtis	2
Jessica Boucher	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Ogre	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Beth Sweet	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
huff_dragon	1
Miketwalker	1
Team1591	1
tony.dalia.195	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1
efoote868	1
EricH	1
robotcanuck1676	1
Eric W. Jones	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19540

As always, the deadline to be safe is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Andrew Blair]

Yes, and make sure to move at least one armor division into this region of western Germany. Can you say "Ruhr Valley" girls? Good!

You'll make daddy very happy some day...

[skimoose]

Dad, no offense, but we have more fun playing checkers with Mom. At least we can eat the cookies afterward.

[EricH]

Shortly after this picture was taken, the following was heard:
"Dad, a piece came apart!"
"NOOOO! Now we have to find all the small balls so we can keep playing! This could take forever!"
"Relax, kids. I'll build a robot to do the job for us. The only problem is, I'll need the other game pieces..."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Daddy,
These are really cool looking checkers but they keep rolling off the board. And what's all this gooey stuff all over my hands, ewwwww!

[Andy Baker]

me, complaining: "Lucy, quit wiggling. You've got a boney bottom."


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[raymaniac]

Robot (not not picture) (NOT a puke-bot) (hopefully): <wakes up> "AHHH! Who took my ball bearings?!?"

Girl on far right: "Did anyone else hear some screaming?"

Andy (thinks): If the bot finds out it was me again he'll stop going easy on me when we play."

[Goober!!!]

Baker: All right you see you can win right now just jump that "checker" then that one OHH then that one don't forget that one and then that "checker"... AND YOU WIN!!!

[BlondeNerd]

Girl on far right: "Only nerds play checkers with ball bearings!"
Everyone else in picture: "Duh!"

[Koko Ed]

Daughter: But dad! I wanted a PS3 for Christmas!
Andy: PS3 is a total rip off! I mean who wants to dish out $600 for a game console? Not this dad! Now shut up and play with these cool ball bearings that I brought back from the shop for you!

[Dan Petrovic]

"He's only getting them prepared and familiar with ball-bearings for the future. Maybe we'll see them playing Chess with 1/4 20's."

[JaneYoung]

With snow bearing down on the Baker family, a game or two of checkers was in order. The girls had a ball though nothing quite shielded them from their square father's blinding attempt to fashion coordinate with the checker board. They sought comfort in knowing that geeks are geeks, Baker life is good, and Mom was making hot chocolate. With marsh mellows.

[taylort]

Andy-"Ooh, ooh, I call winner, I call winner!"

[efoote868]

Little did the Baker family know that soon 200 viscously graciously professional 120 lb robots, 1 guy with puke, donuts, salmon, and bananas, and 10 people on Segways would soon be smashing through their house... looking for their lost bearings.

[Jay H 237]

"Now make sure you block the Timken with the SKF."