Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Hiromi]

Okay, this is something I found out about a while back from another forum I used to be a member of. Pretty much, you make a wish, then the next person to post "grants" your wish, but twists the results so that it's basically messed up and demented. For example:

P1: I wish I had a million dollars.
P2: Okay, but on your way to deposit it, Russian ninjas attack you, slit your throat, steal the money, and throw your body in the ocean. I wish I could go to Japan.

And so on and so forth. It gets pretty amusing after a while. Okay, I'll start.

I wish people would shut up about Anna Nicole Smith.

[65_Xero_Huskie]

And when they do, they will just start talking about some other famous person and that person will get to popular and they would have been born with powers to control peoples minds and then they would start to take over everything and then you would wish they woulda just kept taklking about her.

I wish going to the movies didnt cost so much.

[Taylor]

Movies are really cheap when you stay at home and watch videos of yourself taking a bath when you were 1 1/2 years old.

I wish I was two inches taller.

[Billfred]

But that'd raise your center of gravity--and surely you've seen what happens with high centers of gravity by now.

I wish our arm had a fully-tuned PID loop and worked smooth as butter by now.

[DHarris]

Granted, but then your drive train and any other mechanical parts crap out with a little more than a week until the ship date and you guys are unable to fix them in time

I wish my mentor would give me some spray paint so I can make our bot look all fancy shmancy.

[Travis Hoffman]

And you get that spraypaint, but your school has you arrested for vandalizing school property.

I wish the Cleveland Indians would win the World Series.

[Alex Cormier]

But then the browns feel useless from not having a winning season. (oh wait that happens every year... )


I wish i could make $35/hr with an entry level career next year.

[waiakea11]

okay but then when you enter you job, they will suddenly decide to close, then you will have no job.

i wish i could get more sleep

[raymaniac]

Ok, but by doing so you miss all your robotics meetings, and as a result, your robot isn't built on time.

I wish the snow wasn't cancelling my robotics meetings.

[Eric Finn]

Then all the snow would build up in the sky until it all dumps down on your robot when you take it outside after build season.

I wish there were more things to do in my town. (You have to go out of town to buy clothes and basic computer components)

[ben_0614]

The surrounding towns will get mad because they are losing all of their business to your town and they will riot with pitchforks and torches and OI's to take over your robot and re-program it so you won't be able to compete in the competitions.

I wish that it would rain crazy flying green monkeys.

[zachtheman]

But then your robots would turn on you and kill your followers, thus making a new age ruled by robots


I wish i was able to break a world record

[Phoenix Spud]

Granted, but then you never have peace for the rest of you life. You need up in a mental hospital because you get depression.

I wish that there was peace on earth

[timytamy]

Granted but the sky's will be filled with war.

I wish for something.

[ReapersRule]

Granted, you get a red card. Good job!

I wish for $1 million