CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137

[Billfred]

Posted during daylight!

Here's the scores:

Name    Total
Rich Wong    81
EddieMcD    80
MissInformation    75
Wayne Doenges    73
Boiler    71
JaneYoung    69
Steve W    61
Al Skierkiewicz    60
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    52
Koko Ed    49
Cuog    49
KathieK    47
GaryV1188    46
Skimoose    46
EricS-Team180    44
InfernoX14    43
Cody Carey    40
Hiteak    40
Jay H 237    38
Andy Baker    35
Dave Scheck    34
T. Hoffman    34
Dlavery    30
Andrew Blair    29
Goober!!!    28
Joe Matt    25
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
Icurtis    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
EricH    20
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    18
Arefin Bari    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Schnabel    17
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Raymaniac    16
BlondeNerd    15
efoote868    15
Rohith Surampudi    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
Mister_Juggles    11
Thegathering    11
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Elgin Clock    8
Dhoizner    8
taylort    8
anna~marie    7
Alex Cormier    7
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
65_Xero_Huskie    5
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
KarenH    4
Conor Ryan    4
trilogism    4
Barry Bonzack    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Kyle    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Courtneyb1023    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
huff_dragon    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21368

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight, subject to a -0/+36 hr. tolerance.

Go!

[Koko Ed]

DAVE: "I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a world! What a world....

[BlondeNerd]

Dave: "Please don't squish me!"

[Cody Carey]

When Dave said "That's pimp", I didn't think he was being literal...

[Wayne Doenges]

Dave: "I feel like I'm at the bottom of a very deep well."

[EricH]

I guess this is a case of "Dave and Goliath (and Goliath's best friend)". Who will win?

[JaneYoung]

Dave:
I love these guys! I just really love these guys.
They fill some mighty big shoes around here.

[Hiteak]

Dave: These guys are only the first level of security to the vault that gaurds the game. Makes you scared to think what the other levels are doesn't it?

[KathieK]

Universal Studios presents the sequel we've all been waiting for!
TRIPLETS!

Genres: Comedy
Plot Outline: Two physically perfect, but innocent, men go in search of their triplet brother, who is a short small-time crook.
Plot Synopsis: Mike, Brandon and Dave Benedict are the results of an experiment that would allow for the perfect child. Mike and Brandon were planned and grow to athletic proportions. Dave is an accident and is somewhat smaller in stature. Dave is placed in an orphanage while Mike and Brandon are taken to a south seas island and raised by philosophers. Dave becomes the ultimate low life and is about to be killed by loan sharks when Mike and Brandon discover that they have a brother and begin looking for him.
Tagline: Only their mother can tell them apart.
Coming soon to a theatre near you!

[Taylor]

Looks like it was laundry day for Mr. Lavery - he's been caught wearing his one and only non-hawaiian shirt.

[skimoose]

Dave: Thanks guys, I hope you enjoyed those donuts.

Dave thinking to himself: I sure hope Krispy Kremes don't cause gas!

FIRST

Finding Inspiration in the Really Small & Tall

[Billfred]

Sorry about using the BIWWTM Rule--apparently, all of my professors seem to think they're beating everyone else to the punch by having their tests two weeks before spring break.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Mister_Juggles

Dave was happy. He was about to start his first ventriloquism act at a local talent show. Well, he *was* happy... until he realized he couldn't eat his Krispy Kreme with both of his hands up puppet-bums.

(is puppet-bum a technical term?)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryV1188

Dave Lavery was going to be in the US FIRST Jeopardy tournament with Brandon and Mike, but was embarrassed when they told him he'd have to stand on the triple-step box. So he has resorted to playing the cheesy game-show at kickoff with Dean and Woodie.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Cody Carey
2) EricH
3) skimoose
4) Koko Ed
5) JaneYoung
6) Hiteak
7) KathieK
8) boiler
9) Beth Sweet
10) InfernoX14
11) Dave Scheck
12) efoote868
13) Barry Bonzack
14) Rich Wong
15) lukevanoort

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by dlavery

See, kids? This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables...

Which means the scores are...

Name    Total
Rich Wong    83
EddieMcD    81
MissInformation    76
Wayne Doenges    74
Boiler    73
JaneYoung    71
Steve W    61
Al Skierkiewicz    61
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    54
Koko Ed    51
GaryV1188    51
Cuog    50
KathieK    49
Skimoose    48
EricS-Team180    45
InfernoX14    45
Cody Carey    42
Hiteak    42
Jay H 237    38
Andy Baker    36
Dave Scheck    36
T. Hoffman    34
Dlavery    33
Andrew Blair    29
Goober!!!    29
Joe Matt    26
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
Icurtis    22
EricH    22
KenWittlief    21
Mister_Juggles    21
KelliV    21
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    18
Arefin Bari    18
Gary Dillard    17
efoote868    17
Raymaniac    17
Jgjedi10    17
Schnabel    17
BlondeNerd    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Rohith Surampudi    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
Thegathering    11
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
taylort    9
Elgin Clock    8
Dhoizner    8
anna~marie    7
Alex Cormier    7
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
65_Xero_Huskie    5
Barry Bonzack    5
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
KarenH    4
Conor Ryan    4
trilogism    4
Beth Sweet    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Kyle    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Courtneyb1023    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
huff_dragon    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
SizzelChest330    1
looneylin    1

Onward!

[Beth Sweet]

Dave: Ahhhh! Nobody told me that Krispy Kremes could stunt your growth! Now I'll have to think before I eat another one!

[EddieMcD]

"Yeah, but Dave has bigger tools."

[Joe Matt]

About 1000000 earths can fit into the sun.
About 10 Laverys can fit into a Martus.
About 2 Marti can fit into a Mike.

Any questions?