CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #196

[Billfred]

Still Monday!

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman    110
GaryVoshol    107
EddieMcD    105
boiler    101
JaneYoung    101
Wayne Doenges    97
KathieK    83
Al Skierkiewicz    76
EricH    73
EricS-Team180    65
Don Rotolo    64
kramarczyk    57
Rich Wong    54
skimoose    49
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
rocketperson44    29
BlondeNerd    29
Barry Bonzack    23
raymaniac    20
joshsmithers    17
InfernoX14    17
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    13
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
dlavery    10
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Richard    7
Rick TYler    7
Koko Ed    7
Cynette    7
Danielle H    7
Alexa Stott    6
Andy Baker    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
wpdrummer    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
"Big Mike"    4
Rich Kressly    4
Bcahn836    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
artdutra04    3
Bharat Nain    3
Elgin Clock    3
Michelle Celio    3
Zyik    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
Joe Matt    2
KTorak    2
Lil' Lavery    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
Matt Attallah    2
114ManualLabor    1
1902_Battery_SGT    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
BandChick    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
Dorienne    1
Goober!!!    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
whlspacedude    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31248

As always, the deadline is kinda sorta Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[KathieK]

Blair: Hey Mark, I got an idea! Let's do the limbo!
Mark: Why don't you do the limbo, Blair, and I'll just watch, OK?

[Andy Baker]

Mark: pssst... Blair, have you seen my case of Red Bull?

[Travis Hoffman]

Blair: "Mark, I did the math.....and I'm sorry, dude, but OPR's still can't beat good old-fashioned scouting."

[kramarczyk]

<npoe>Why am I even bothering to follow Travis.</npoe>

Mark: Wouldn't it be terrible to get stranded at a regional... especially here!
Blair: That's why I already picked the boarding passes for my Aloha flight. I hate having to fight crowds to get them.

[JaneYoung]

Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!

[Akash Rastogi]

Blair thinking to self: "Man...don't I look good. That's right, give it up for me."
Mark thinking: "Man he looks good in those roller blades.....why can't I have roller blades?"

[EricH]

Blair: Hey, Mark...can I get some blue hair dye from you?
Mark: Now, Blair, you need to coordinate your hair with your shirt. Don't you see that?
Blair: Can you do the flowers for me, then?
Mark: Sure. Let me do the math first...

[Wayne Doenges]

Mark: "Where did you get the Lei?"
Blair: "I got it from a pretty Hawaiian girl when I got off of the plane."
Mark: "All I got was a stale bag of peanuts."
Blair: "What can I say, they like me better."

[GaryVoshol]

Blair: "Mark, we're in Hawaii. What are we doing inside? I say if no robots show up in 2 minutes, we hit the beach."

[Dan Petrovic]

Mark: It was you!
Blair: Me?
Mark: Yes you!
Blair: Couldn't be!
Both: Who stole the trackball from the overpass?!

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!

[not an entry]

Random thoughts crossing my mind upon reading Jane's post:

Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

(So I googled the song "Almost Paradise" and found out quickly that Mike Reno was also the lead singer of the band Loverboy. Which, of course, leads one to think of a particular song.......)

Together: Workin for the Weekend, in Atlanta!!!

Cue the music.

Mark and Blair immediately begin an impromptu MC Battle, channeling Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley from classic SNL skits of yore....

It goes downhill from there.

[/Not An Entry]

[Rick TYler]

Blair: I did do the math, and my hair is still brown! I don't know, I just don't know...

EDITED: I hereby certify that this was NOT inspired by post #4.

[Taylor]

Mark: Can I borrow the skates? I'm practically wearing a helmet.

[Rich Wong]

Blair whispers,” Mark, Just check me out, this is how “Mr. Hawaii” should look.
Getting a blue shirt and blue hair then calling yourself “Mr. Blue Hawaii” just don't cut it.”