CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #207

[Billfred]

With only two more contests before the annual clearing of scores, your entries will have to be particularly well-crafted.

Here are the scores:

EddieMcD    136
Travis Hoffman    134
JaneYoung    130
GaryVoshol    127
boiler    121
Wayne Doenges    120
KathieK    113
Don Rotolo    95
kramarczyk    93
EricH    91
Al Skierkiewicz    85
EricS-Team180    81
Rich Wong    71
skimoose    54
rocketperson44    33
BlondeNerd    33
lukevanoort    30
Greg Needel    30
Barry Bonzack    28
Rick TYler    25
raymaniac    21
dlavery    20
joshsmithers    19
Andy Baker    18
InfernoX14    18
Alan8or    16
cooker52    15
Diriye    14
Jay H 237    14
Rich Kressly    14
Tottanka    12
Schnabel    11
Libby K    10
MissInformation    10
3dude_2231    10
Pavan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Cynette    9
KarenH    8
Hiteak    8
Alex Cormier    8
Nuttyman54    8
Danielle H    8
Richard    7
Koko Ed    7
wpdrummer    7
Alexa Stott    6
Kristian Calhoun    6
Rosiebotboss    6
Michelle Celio    6
basicxman    6
zinefer    6
Tim Delles    5
Jeff Rodriguez    5
taylort    5
Dave Scheck    4
Joe Matt    4
"Big Mike"    4
Bcahn836    4
Karibou    4
SSMike    4
Derek Smith    3
Otaku    3
Protronie    3
artdutra04    3
BandChick    3
Bharat Nain    3
Dorienne    3
Elgin Clock    3
robotcanuck1676    3
Zyik    3
lilstogi11    3
11Mort11    2
Beth Sweet    2
ChrisH    2
dhoizner    2
iCurtis    2
KTorak    2
Peter Matteson    2
ShaneP    2
sishu7    2
Spiffizzle    2
Tetraman    2
vhcook    2
1902_Battery_SGT    2
acdcfan259    2
Jeremiah Johnson    2
jmb226    2
lingomaniac88    2
Matt Attallah    2
Water Bandit23    2
114ManualLabor    1
65_Xero_Huskie    1
andrew348    1
bduddy    1
blakcheez    1
blaxbb    1
Carol    1
cobrawanabe1699    1
Conor Ryan    1
crafty    1
Goober!!!    1
Herodotus    1
Jack K.    1
JBotAlan    1
Jessica Boucher    1
KelliV    1
Kyle Love    1
Littleswimmer14    1
SlimBoJones    1
Steve W    1
tim_reiher    1
whlspacedude    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28561
(Whichever way you lean politically, keep this one civil. I don't need black vans pulling up at work.)

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern, unless I ditch the caption contest to go see WALL-E.

Go!

[Taylor]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[Akash Rastogi]

"This is proof that our children is learning..hehehe"

in reference to this

lmao, the past years have at least brought comic relief to the nation.

[JaneYoung]

Some students grow up and want to be President.
Some Presidents grow up and want to be MOE.

Either way, today's a great day for a drive at the White House.

[dlavery]

... and if I push this lever here, will it steerificate the robot?

[EricH]

If Bush can handle Congress, MOE shouldn't be a problem, riiight?

[Lil' Lavery]

What does this big red button do?

[GaryVoshol]

So that's why Dad said, "It's like WWF, but for smart people."

[Andy Baker]

No, son, I don't need the left joystick.

[Carlee10]

"Ohhhhh, inner tubes! Laura, where's my floaties? We're goin swimmin with the robot!!!!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Earlier that morning, Dubya skips about the Oval Office as he sings his favorite song:

"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain....."

Snap to the present:

While driving MOE's robot, the President suddenly has an epiphany...

Dubya: "The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the remaining two sides....."

Releases joysticks. After a short pause [French for "stop"]....

Dubya: "Well shoot, kids, FIRST really do make you more smartilicious!"

MOE Student, thinking to himself: "Hmm....it didn't take......our plan didn't work! It must have only been a 'contact' intelligence boost. We need more time!!!!!!"

Other MOE Student: "Uh, keep driving, Mr. President, we've got enough batteries to last us allllllllll day."

[Ken Patton]

Aww crap, this is too hard. Lets just do the GO MOE cheer again....