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Unread 09-02-2011, 23:07
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What did the Igus bearing say when a shaft asked if it was self aligning?

"i-gus so"
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Unread 12-02-2011, 17:20
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Re: Lame Joke
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud

Don't worry, I'll be back with more!
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What's red and smells like blue paint?




Red paint!!!
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What's brown and sticky?



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...a STICK.

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I'm trying to think of some good jokes/puns, but all my ideas argon.
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Three robots drive into a bar....the forth one had a better driver.
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Knock knock...

GO AWAY!!!!!
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Re: Lame Joke
A Neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink..
He asks the bartender how much he owes..

The bartender says:

For you... NO charge!!!
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Re: Lame Joke
Three nuns and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them, and says, "Don't even think about it."

So he left.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
A neutrino walked into a bar.
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What's a programmer's favorite breakfast cereal?

c-RIOs!
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A Neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink..
He asks the bartender how much he owes..

The bartender says:

For you... NO charge!!!
The neutron asked the bartender, who was a proton, if he was sure.

The bartender says:

I'm positive!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

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A turtle was accosted by two snails. The police asked the turtle to describe the mugging; he replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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A proton, a neutron, and an electron walk into a bar.

The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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