CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341

[Billfred]

Things are finally coming into bloom around this town!

The scores after the last round:

Ryan Simpson	91
Taylor	90
GaryVoshol	77
EricH	71
Karibou	69
Wayne Doenges	63
DonRotolo	63
JaneYoung	60
Al Skierkiewicz	54
rsisk	54
rtfgnow	46
dodar	30
kstl99	22
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
Bill_B	16
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
KarenH	10
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Aerosound	2
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
EricS-Team180	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
nitneylion452	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35352

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[ATannahill]

[npoe] I am up at an ungodly hour and I expect to look back at this caption wondering what I was thinking. Now I shall go look at the picture.[/npoe]

Whats the difference between a Sixer and a FRC robot?

One is a great Basketball player and is celebrated worldwide. The other is a human.

[rsisk]

Miss Daisy drives around the court shooting balls into the crowd...
...and half the crowd stood up and surrendered.

[EricH]

The Aim High robot has lost power. It now Aims Low. "Ouch!"

[nitneylion452]

What are the odds that a robot can hit a fan at a sixers game? 1:18,000.

[GaryVoshol]

OK, that's H. O. R. S. - one more shot, and the robot wins! Wait, what, we have to spell Clydedale?

[Al Skierkiewicz]

If we can't get someone on this team to shoot then I will resort to a robot to get us on the scoreboard!

[dodar]

NBA referre of the future: get a penalty, get a ball to the face.

[DonRotolo]

(robot): Beer Here! Get'cher Beer Here!

[J.Warsoff]

Guy holding balls: Hey wait, your not a hot cheerleader throwing stuff into the crowd!!!!!
Robot: No, I am not......I'm better than that.

[Taylor]

Someone in the Sixers' front office heard the 2006 vision system was better than a referee's eyes.
They thought they'd give it a shot.

[Bill_B]

So, you say the Philly regional is next week? I just knew this bag and tag thing was gonna be a problem!

[JaneYoung]

Announcer: "Brawn vs.Brains Throwdown = no brainer... Brawn has forgotten his safety glasses, Miss Daisy is putting the petal to the metal!"

The crowd roars, the balls fly, EMS arrives, Brawn gains a healthy respect for Brains.

[Wayne Doenges]

Sixers tryout.
Announcer: "Miss Daisy has a great three point shot, can charge the lane and has great defensive moves but she is always being penalized for traveling and her dribbling leave something to be desired."

[Ryan Simpson]

Despite being a sharpshooter from beyond the arc, #341's NBA career just never panned out. Teammates criticized him for being a ball hog and for not getting back on defense, and his battery couldn't last the full match. Also, at just 5 feet tall, he was always out-hustled on the boards.