CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341

[DonRotolo]

(robot): Beer Here! Get'cher Beer Here!

[J.Warsoff]

Guy holding balls: Hey wait, your not a hot cheerleader throwing stuff into the crowd!!!!!
Robot: No, I am not......I'm better than that.

[Taylor]

Someone in the Sixers' front office heard the 2006 vision system was better than a referee's eyes.
They thought they'd give it a shot.

[Bill_B]

So, you say the Philly regional is next week? I just knew this bag and tag thing was gonna be a problem!

[JaneYoung]

Announcer: "Brawn vs.Brains Throwdown = no brainer... Brawn has forgotten his safety glasses, Miss Daisy is putting the petal to the metal!"

The crowd roars, the balls fly, EMS arrives, Brawn gains a healthy respect for Brains.

[Wayne Doenges]

Sixers tryout.
Announcer: "Miss Daisy has a great three point shot, can charge the lane and has great defensive moves but she is always being penalized for traveling and her dribbling leave something to be desired."

[Ryan Simpson]

Despite being a sharpshooter from beyond the arc, #341's NBA career just never panned out. Teammates criticized him for being a ball hog and for not getting back on defense, and his battery couldn't last the full match. Also, at just 5 feet tall, he was always out-hustled on the boards.

[Karibou]

I can't help but wonder why half the crowd isn't looking at the most important person on the field.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Bill_B

So, you say the Philly regional is next week? I just knew this bag and tag thing was gonna be a problem!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

OK, that's H. O. R. S. - one more shot, and the robot wins! Wait, what, we have to spell Clydedale?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rtfgnow
2) Ryan Simpson
3) Aerosound
4) Wayne Doenges
5) JaneYoung
6) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

The Aim High robot has lost power. It now Aims Low. "Ouch!"

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	93
Taylor	92
GaryVoshol	82
EricH	74
Karibou	70
Wayne Doenges	65
DonRotolo	64
JaneYoung	62
Al Skierkiewicz	55
rsisk	55
rtfgnow	48
dodar	31
Bill_B	26
kstl99	22
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
Barry Bonzack	12
delsaner	12
KarenH	10
Vermeulen	9
kenavt	9
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Travis Hoffman	5
Aerosound	4
ThaineP	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
nitneylion452	2
EricS-Team180	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
RMiller	1
Schmoebot	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!