The birthday sentence game (FRC Edition)

[J.Warsoff]

Alright, so my last forum game failed, so i'll try this one with a few of my own little twists added to it.

Type out the sentence you end up within the subject line...


Pick the month you were born:
January-------I duct taped
February------I fixed
March--------I built
April----------I dropped
May----------I jumped on
June----------I challenged
July-----------I did the Robot with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I gave my safety glasses

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a battery
2-------a monster
3-------a dodo bird
4-------a forklift
5-------a digital sidecar
6-------a robot
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dinosaur
9-------a CRIO
10-------my neighbor
11-------a mentor
12-------a power tool
13-------a safety captain
14-------a pineapple
15-------an FRC team
16-------a pickle
17-------the pit crew
18-------a winch
19-------a piston
20-------a segway
21-------a ninja
22-------Dean Kamen
23-------a referee
24-------the number pi
25-------Woody Flowers
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------a rookie
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A compressor

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how my robot rolls.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because a mentor told me too.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm a soul man!
Gray----------because my coach said too and he's my idol.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1000000 dollars
Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I'm in FIRST.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made...

ill go first:
I duct taped a rookie because a mentor told me too. ( )

your turn....