Never Do This, and Other Good Ideas Gone Bad

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So the scissor lift reminded me that there are a lot of designs experienced teams have tried once, and forever sworn off. This thread is meant to be a compilation of "Ideas gone bad" especially the ones you see year after year. Add your Gone Bad designs, and please explain details:

I will let someone else cover scissor lift. My favorite is the big hopper of balls with a single slide open door. These always work in your head, and they always fail in practice. Typically FIRST picks a compliant ball that wedge together and jam at the exit. This leads to frantic ramming in order to unjam the hopper.