"Quotes" that were said during build season

[RoBoCrAzY155]

"Why isn't the robot moving?
Oh, the wheels don't touch the floor... that might be a problem..."

[Gir_450]

Team Captain: "You need to clean up the E-Board....it looks like a rat's nest."
Me: "I thought that's what i was supposed to make it look like."

[npinage]

One of the mentors giving the rules binder to one of my team members: I present to you the bible. There will be a test of Friday.

[Andrew Remmers]

*whistles crazy frog tune*

Kris turns around and says " unlike most teenagers I don't have selective hearing"

[Chris is me]

"That is one sexy chassis." - Mr. H

[demosthenes2k8]

"THIS PART'S GOING TO FALL THROUGH THE ROBOT"
"Wait, why?"
"YOU MEASURED INSIDE-TO-INSIDE!"
...

Me: "If I told you I got a twizzler every time something went wrong, what would you say?"
Mentor: "We don't have enough twizzlers."

Me: "What if we put the Infinite Improbability Drive on the robot?"
Bot190: "Dude. We used that last year. We were really bad at probability."

[Sam390250]

"Your cat is both dead and alive!"

Somehow a discussion on mounting LEDs lead to Schrodinger's Cat....

[h1n1is4pigs]

welcome to FIRST check your sanity at the door.

said while trying to figure out why one of our center wheels wasnt touching the ground

[apalrd]

"Friends don't let friends drive mecanum"


"We really should bolt some Banebots motors on this [prototype] but that'll take too long, so let's just use the drills and attach them with random metal clamped and duck taped."
"It's the A-Team way - The wrong way but faster"
(it failed)

[IFB662]

"if poop tasted like this i would be eating a lot more of it."

"I'm the safety captin not the cleaning maid"

Matt:"you need some sleep...and a man"
Melinda:"I'M DOING JUST FINE!!!!!"

[mandrews281]

Lead Programming Student: "I put together a schedule of the things we need to do."
Lead Programming Mentor: "Are we behind yet?"

[MagiChau]

A student team member, "He threw my penguin away!"

Feel free to interpret it as you will.

[Us3rNam3]

Senior helping freshman learn about lathes

"Wait....What did you do? How? That looks cool lol"

[Hansen302]

"All the inconvenience of Portability with out the portability"

[FRC4ME]

I once brought an old 8" floppy into the lab.

Student: "Whoa...it's some sort of storage medium...some sort of disk...and it flops around...it's a...it's a...floppy disk!"
<older mentors laugh>