Poetry sucks

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Now, as a published poet I will have to say I disagree with you about poetry sucking. But I will say mushy love poems quite often suck. And rhyming poetry, unless it's in a song, annoys me to no end. And I won't kid you, your poem is pretty bad except that it is incredibly funny! And there is an obscure market out there for bad poetry...

My other hates poetry, hates it with a passion. He thinks Mr. Ray Bradbury's book "Something Wicked This Way Comes" should be retitled "Here Comes Something Wicked" and should be written in a less lyrical style. He thinks my poem that ends"but I am man made and a stranger to your heart" should probably read "But I am human and know nothing about you." I think without poetry, all things would read like Dick and Jane stories.

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This is the poem that never was... or was it?