Poetry sucks

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Stephen Crane (Red Badge of Courage fame) is one of my favorite poets. This poem was written by him in the late 1800s:

I saw a man pursuing the horizon;
Round and round they sped.
I was disturbed at this;
I accosted the man.
"It is futile," I said,
"You can never ---"

"You lie," he cried,
And he ran on.

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A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
-Stephen Crane