machine shop horror stories

[JDL]

I have some good ones from my real world job (electrician).

Now on our team no, even though I'm accused of being to lax with team safety (I really don't see why people feel the need to tell the guy how works on live switchgear and around industrial equipment all the time how to handle safety but whatever). No flying chuck keys, no eye injuries, no entanglements, just the occasional splinter and minor cut.