CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #345

[Billfred]

Here we go!

The scores after the last round:

Ryan Simpson	103
Taylor	95
GaryVoshol	87
EricH	80
JaneYoung	79
Karibou	73
Wayne Doenges	71
DonRotolo	68
rsisk	61
Al Skierkiewicz	59
rtfgnow	53
Bill_B	31
dodar	31
delsaner	22
kstl99	22
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
AndyB	10
Vermeulen	10
kenavt	9
Aerosound	8
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	8
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
gyroscopeRaptor	2
James1902	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
nitneylion452	2
RMiller	2
2403_Andrew	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
Superllama12	1
ttldomination	1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/13729

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern, assuming we're all even conscious at that point from the end of build season.

Go!

[ATannahill]

That levitating platform is nice, but I think your about to hit it as you stand up.

[J.Warsoff]

Student: I told you guy the police light was a good idea! Now all the other robots will have to pull over when they see the lights!
Mentor: Yea, but you might want to put wheels on it first, unless you have any other bright ideas Mr. I-spend-the-team-budget-on-useless-things.

[rsisk]

Mentor: "Hey kid! Grab me the left handed screwdriver bit off the table, would ya."

[EricH]

"Hey, get off the dolly. We need the casters for our drive system--those tank tracks have got to go!"

[DonRotolo]

(Guy with drill) OK, once I wind up the arm joint, stand back because the whole robot's going to balance on those two wheels.
(Guy bending over) Heh, and Lavery thought that his animation bot was just a fantasy...

[Taylor]

He's about to take the picture - everybody turn away ... NOW!

[GaryVoshol]

Guy sitting in chair: "I know I put my thumb drive in my pocket last night. Now what are we going to do without the latest code?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Mentor kneeling: "don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."

[Bill_B]

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Mentor kneeling: "don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."

Beat me to it, Wayne. (sort of)

It's only a drill. Had this been an actual robot, you would have been instructed to queue at the Newton field.

[Karibou]

Safety judge (offscreen): "Since when did we start putting pits in the aisles?"
Volunteer: "Budget cuts."

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Mentor kneeling: "don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Karibou

Safety judge (offscreen): "Since when did we start putting pits in the aisles?"
Volunteer: "Budget cuts."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) Taylor
3) DonRotolo
4) EricH
5) Bill_B

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Aerosound

Student: I told you guy the police light was a good idea! Now all the other robots will have to pull over when they see the lights!
Mentor: Yea, but you might want to put wheels on it first, unless you have any other bright ideas Mr. I-spend-the-team-budget-on-useless-things.

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	104
Taylor	97
GaryVoshol	88
EricH	82
Wayne Doenges	81
JaneYoung	80
Karibou	78
DonRotolo	70
rsisk	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
rtfgnow	54
Bill_B	33
dodar	31
delsaner	22
kstl99	22
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
Aerosound	11
AndyB	10
Vermeulen	10
kenavt	9
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	8
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
Travis Hoffman	5
Spiffizzle	4
ThaineP	4
Brianna	3
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
OmerSD	3
Phoenix Spud	3
theprgramerdude	3
BJC	2
Chief Pride	2
gyroscopeRaptor	2
James1902	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
kjolana1124	2
nitneylion452	2
RMiller	2
Swan217	2
2403_Andrew	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
Superllama12	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!

[Ryan Simpson]

Who needs a robot card when it can be used as an awesome scooter?

[JaneYoung]

Mentor after 10 straight hours of troubleshooting, two malfunctions, and a programmer who insists the problem is mechanical: If we make any blue smoke and it sets off the fire alarm and everyone rushes out of the building and forgets the robots and the controls and the batteries and our safety glasses *deep breath* and the check list and the team captain and my FedEX shipping papers -we'll have to call on NEMO to save us.

Oh, I feel so much better after that little panicked rant. Now... where were we?