"Quotes" that were said during build season

[demosthenes2k8]

I'm playing with a new joystick, several people randomly come and stand around the table Software's "working" (waiting) at. I pick it up and "shoot" the first two, then turn to the third one, pause, and turn away.
Third one: "Wow, you just went, 'He makes all my sensors'."

Overheard (I have a headphone in): "CAN over PWM. It's a new protocol."

[Christopher149]

Me - Without the 2cans, the jaguars will die!
Student1 - Stop global warming, save the 2cans!
(2can == toucan)

[Intel i7]

"if you cant find jumpers, look in the thermostat!"

[RoseJ]

Coach: "Oh so sexy, oh so sexy." (While taking pictures of the robot~)

Coach: "You can't leave!"
Student: "You just said that you don't need nobody!" (Puts on coat to leave at the end of the meeting.)

[Brandon_L]

*puts wire strippers at the top of the minibot pole*
Nick: Look a stripper pole!

[gyroscopeRaptor]

Forrest: "Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh!" while holding up a bumper, like in Legend of Zelda

Garret: (hands me an aluminum bar and a hammer) "Make me a dagger!"
Me: "Make a sword, you'll get more XP and GP"

Also, this comic is an omen: http://www.dilbert.com/2011-02-11/

[Karibou]

Originally Posted by gyroscopeRaptor

Garret: (hands me an aluminum bar and a hammer) "Make me a dagger!"
Me: "Make a sword, you'll get more XP and GP"

We had someone try to make a knife last year. Our belt sander was broken for a while after. I wouldn't suggest it

[Command67]

You can't program physics into LabView. It doesn't work that way.

[dmitch]

Coach: Why is it going so fast?
Me: It's overspeed, it gives a digital value of 2.

AND

Freshman: "Let's Name The Minibot Pole Dancer!!! *smacked by junior

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Brian- "Hold on Ralph, as soon as I'm done duck taping my feet I'm going to kill you."

Me- "No you guys can not name the bot after my mom!!!! "

[MAldridge]

Me: "stand by to engage autonomous sequence four"
Mentor: "okay Captain Picard, we're standing by!"

Me to the team as I was about to call about a have dozen automated sequences at once. I didn't think about the Trekedness of the comment at the time, I just wanted everyone out of the way!

[hcps-maxwelltd]

another programer and i were talking to another person on the team about what happens when you plug a batery conector with it hooked up to nothing and the wires showing into a batery, you end up with "Spark spark, Sizzle Sizzle, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Zuelu562]

Originally Posted by hcps-maxwelltd

"Spark spark, Sizzle Sizzle, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

as apposed to "Oink, Oink, Boom?"

[Bot190]

Pokey: "I might look like a 1 on the outside, but I'm really a 0 inside"

[Alex Redman]

Me-"Plug all the joysticks into the 4-way USB Hub."

Zack-"Hehe 4- way"