Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[ChaosX73]

For once, your wish comes true, but you all get pneumonia afterwords and die before the bot becomes finished.

I wish I had super regenerative powers so if some sort of accident happens and I lose a limb or something, I will immediately grow it back. The loss of my leg would be no more consequential than a paper cut.

[1168Programmer]

Granted, but the time it takes to regenerate is incredibly long. So long that after your hand accidentally gets cut off by a table saw, you're still recovering when your team is at the competition, so you can't drive and your team loses in the finals since you, their best driver, was still regenerating a limb.

I wish that our mentor didn't demand we work on the robot and test simultaneously

[Brian Ha]

Granted but you don't work fast enough and so end up with less time to test so your robot goes out with nothing working and you guys get screwed.

I wish that today was competition day because you know that everyone wants that, and to meet the wonderful people at those said competitions. It would be so fun! But our robots not done. =( lol

[Superllama12]

Granted, but today is the day that John McCain decided to play the "bomb random locations with lots of people" game, and he happens to bomb your location...WITH SAND, causing the sand to get inside of everything and screw it all up by destroying the gears and clogging the chains and ripping up the wheels

I wish that Spanish class wasn't so boring

[Zylre]

It gets more interesting when the Spanish Inquisition comes. NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

I wish I had super speed.

[mangagirl41]

Granted. but then one day you will short out your powers and never be able to stop running!

I wish fish didnt smell so bad

[vigkvagkv2]

Granted, but then that's all what people would eat. Ever.

I wish it was dinner time right now.

[karatekid]

Granted. However, you do not get to eat dinner because you are on Cheif Delphi.

I wish that the person who replies to this post will lose the game.

[ChaosX73]

WRONG! I just won the game.

I wish people would stop blaming the programmers.

[flyingcrayons]

We're in Soviet Russia now so programmers blame you!

I wish i could speel properly.

[Superllama12]

Granted, but the wish fairy has no idea what "speel" means, so instead she sends in the UNIBROW OGRES!!!!!

I wish my foot wasn't tingling right now (it fell asleep

[Newo95]

Granted. Your foot gets cut off in a horrible limbo accident and now it's not tingling.

I wish our robot was done

[Spiritor_XYZ]

Granted but it's terrible and will probably lose the game anyway.

I wish I could not be bored right now.

[mangagirl41]

Granted, but then for the rest of your life after this you will always be bored!!

I Wish Rabbits could talk our language

[ChaosX73]

Sure, but they are not so cute when you get to know about their world views. Turns out they hate people like you obsessing about them and they all form a huge mob, travel to your school, and cuss you out in the hallway.

I wish Edgar Allen Poe wasn't such a depressing guy.

Originally Posted by flyingcrayons

We're in Soviet Russia now so programmers blame you!

But I am a programmer...