"Quotes" that were said during build season

[karra3204]

All from today:

Mentor to me: So, last night I was having nightmares that we made it to the championship again...

*While I'm controlling the robot arm with an XBOX controller*
Teammate: So how does this all work?
Me: Pretty good.
Teammate: I meant like what does each button do...
Me: LOL. To Chief Delphi!

*Me talking about a washer while trying to put it on a screw*
Me: Ugh, this washer is all bent out of shape.
Mentor: So just tell it to relax.

*Mentor explaining how to move the arm to pick up the tubes from the floor*
Mentor: Left control up..right control down. Left trigger...right trigger. No, again left contol up....... ugh, I feel like I'm captain of a ship or something.

[demosthenes2k8]

"I can't even post this to Chief Delphi!" -Me, after a mentor makes an amazing inappropriate joke

(After me and another programmer have been working on code integration for the last three days)
Mentor: "Go relax. Do anything BUT program. Play a video game. Just don't touch robot code."
(Later, we're discussing a Minecraft world seed)
Same mentor: "YOU BETTER NOT BE PROGRAMMING!"

[2403_Andrew]

Jag-wiring (pronounced jaguaring)

I also invented the "death stare" for the group. If someone starts to tick me off (and they know who they are) then they get the stare.