CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #346

[Ryan Simpson]

Who knew that robots gave such good head massages?

[Karibou]

Student to mentor: "When you said we needed a mechanical support for the arm, I didn't think that this was what you had in mind..."

[JaneYoung]

Mentor: 'When the pupil is ready to learn, a teacher will appear.'

Robot: He always falls asleep after one of his Zen moments. At least this one beats, 'chop wood, carry water'. All that does is create images of a great water game.

[Wayne Doenges]

Student: "The next team building event will be the trust game. I will fall back and I will trust you to support me. OK?"
Robot: "How long do I have to do this?"
Student: "Till I wake up from my nap. It's been a long 6 weeks."
*robot drops student*
Robot: "Oops, my bad."

[J.Warsoff]

If he's not careful, he's gonna end up like that headless mentor from team 1676.

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay, everyone--it's the sibling of the BIWWTM Rule, the Billfred's Grandmother Gets Dibs Over ChiefDelphi Rule.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by AndyB

Introducing: The world's most dangerous hat.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by gyroscopeRaptor

Rule number 1 of robot-safety: never look down the claw of a loaded robot.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Aerosound
2) EricH
3) Bill_B
4) Karibou
5) rtfgnow
6) Ryan Simpson

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

A photo of the robot maniulator and an over-inflated blue square.

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson	106
Taylor	98
GaryVoshol	89
EricH	84
Wayne Doenges	82
JaneYoung	81
Karibou	80
DonRotolo	73
rsisk	64
Al Skierkiewicz	59
rtfgnow	56
Bill_B	35
dodar	31
delsaner	22
kstl99	22
AndyB	20
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
Aerosound	13
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
Vermeulen	10
kenavt	9
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	8
gyroscopeRaptor	7
Alex Cormier	6
Andy Baker	5
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
Kevin Kolodziej	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
nitneylion452	2
RMiller	2
2403_Andrew	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
Superllama12	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!