Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Superllama12]

Yeah, but then there would be horrible loopholes and people would do the cheapest things in da book and it would be a miserable competition

I wish for a falling star and put it in my pocket

[Newo95]

Granted, but the star is so hot you spontaniously combust. Remember, Spontanious combustion is no laughing matter.:

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Superllama12]

...Granted, but then you spontaneously combust because the combustion gremlins find spontaneous combustion HILARIOUS and were very offended by your remark. They now sue you for one million and one dollars

I wish more people knew what koortsmeetsysteemstrook is

[ChaosX73]

Well, unfortunately when you started talking about it, not only do people not understand what it is and therefore not know it, but the people who originally knew about it forget.

I wish when you push the "More" button for the smilies and emotes at the right, they would ACTUALLY GIVE YOU MORE SMILIES AND EMOTES!!!!!!!! (And I mean more than just 2, cuz they do give you 2 others, but I want MOAR!)

[Brian Ha]

koortsmeetsysteemstrook
is
koortsmeetsysteemstrook
backwars
systeem strook?

well you get moar and your computer breaks down blows up throwing glass everywhere and you die happy?

I wish for nothing.

[Newo95]

Your wish is granted, but you lose everything including your life.

I wish that I knew how to drive.

[ChaosX73]

You learn to drive, but during an unfortunate mistake during a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reenactment, all your limbs get cut off. Claiming that "it's only a flesh wound!" you hop ( ) into your car and attempt to drive away, however because you have no legs you cannot reach the gas pedal and because you do not have any arms you cannot reach the wheel, shift gears, or even activate the ignition. You bleed out in only a few minutes, soaking your nice new car with your nice new blood ruining the nice new car smell.

koortsmeetsysteemstrook is a palindrome.

Oh, and my computer is not made of glass.

I wish that Dragon ball Z was more original and therefore more exciting.

[vigkvagkv2]

Granted, but then we get more things like the dragonball movie. Nobody wants more of those.

I wish I had eaten lunch today.

[Newo95]

Granted, but in your rush to eat your food you choke and die.

[ChaosX73]

You hear that sound? That is the sound of you not wishing. Silence is deafening, so now you never hear a sound ever again for your entire life.

I wish people would make more contextual sense when they corrupt a wish.

[Newo95]

Granted. The context of this post is very easy to understand. It simply states that your wish has hearby come true, but unfortunately it does not explain how your wish has been corrupted, and therefore makes this thread less fun. Sorry.

I wish that I knew what I was talking about half of the time

[WarpSpeed10]

Unfortunatly you only know what your talking about 49% of the time.

I wish this physics lab would do itself so I could get back to playing Halo.

[ChaosX73]

If you allow a piece of paper to gather such intelligence, it will soon gather supporters to the paper cause, rising up against man-kind. Their numbers will be great, and will mainly use subversive techniques at first. Soon, a large number of news articles will come about, detailing assassinations in the night, with the victims sleeping while a paper cut was applied to an artery, allowing the victim to sleep of the slight injury while quickly losing blood. Soon their numbers will be greater than humans, and their outcries of equal treatment for trees will be heard around the world! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!

I wish I didn't always get so distracted from my work, like right now.

[LightWaves1636]

Wish granted, but you get distracted by the fact that your workplace caught on fire.

I wish everyone takes a racing course and learn to be better drivers.

[Cmay]

Fine, but they're all just solar powered pet rocks who do nothing but roll back in forth when exposed to sunlight

I wish I could build a turtle.