CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #348

[rsisk]

Half man, half Princess Sparkly, Wayne was trying out to be the 13th sign of the Zodiac. Unfortunately he lost and had to settle for being a Master of Ceremony for some crazy robotics program.

[Taylor]

How embarassing.


For the Princess.

[Andy Baker]

Wayne: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"

[J.Warsoff]

This is a major safety hazard...why isn't Princess Sparkly wearing safety glasses?

[delsaner]

Wayne: "Wait a minute... this isn't the fairy princess convention!! But these robots do look kind of cool. Maybe I'll stay for a little, and check it out."

...and that was the first step on Wayne's journey through FIRST.

[Wayne Doenges]

Wayne *singing* "I'm to sexy for my horsey, too sexy for my horsey, too sexy by far"

[gyroscopeRaptor]

"Aaaalways I want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love!"

or

"Robotics initiation is the craziest of all."

[Vermeulen]

"This is my pony. There are many like it, but this one is mine!"

[EricH]

The REAL reason for wearing safety glasses: You never know when a unicorn will show up at a FIRST event.

[JaneYoung]

Sometimes, myth and legend go hand-in-hand, arm-in-arm, or hoof-in-heart.

[Bill_B]

Hey! Just show me the regulation that says my pony has to have safety glasses too!

[DonRotolo]

Wayne takes the concept of "T-Shirt Launcher" to a tragic extreme.