CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #348

[J.Warsoff]

This is a major safety hazard...why isn't Princess Sparkly wearing safety glasses?

[delsaner]

Wayne: "Wait a minute... this isn't the fairy princess convention!! But these robots do look kind of cool. Maybe I'll stay for a little, and check it out."

...and that was the first step on Wayne's journey through FIRST.

[Wayne Doenges]

Wayne *singing* "I'm to sexy for my horsey, too sexy for my horsey, too sexy by far"

[gyroscopeRaptor]

"Aaaalways I want to be with you, make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love!"

or

"Robotics initiation is the craziest of all."

[Vermeulen]

"This is my pony. There are many like it, but this one is mine!"

[EricH]

The REAL reason for wearing safety glasses: You never know when a unicorn will show up at a FIRST event.

[JaneYoung]

Sometimes, myth and legend go hand-in-hand, arm-in-arm, or hoof-in-heart.

[Bill_B]

Hey! Just show me the regulation that says my pony has to have safety glasses too!

[DonRotolo]

Wayne takes the concept of "T-Shirt Launcher" to a tragic extreme.

[Ryan Simpson]

I do believe in unicorns! I do, I do!

[Karibou]

"Sparkle and shine, and the girls will be mine!"

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

The REAL reason for wearing safety glasses: You never know when a unicorn will show up at a FIRST event.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by rtfgnow

I'm gonna feed you and groom you and take you for a walk through the magic forest of lollipops and towers that work correctly twice a day.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Taylor
2) Andy
3) GaryVoshol
4) delsaner
5) JaneYoung
6) Vermeulen
7) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

Half man, half Princess Sparkly, Wayne was trying out to be the 13th sign of the Zodiac. Unfortunately he lost and had to settle for being a Master of Ceremony for some crazy robotics program.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	110
Ryan Simpson	108
EricH	96
GaryVoshol	93
Karibou	85
Wayne Doenges	85
JaneYoung	85
DonRotolo	75
rsisk	68
rtfgnow	63
Al Skierkiewicz	59
Bill_B	37
dodar	31
delsaner	29
kstl99	22
AndyB	20
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
kramarczyk	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
Aerosound	15
skimoose	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
Vermeulen	12
kenavt	9
gyroscopeRaptor	8
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	8
Andy Baker	7
Alex Cormier	6
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
Kevin Kolodziej	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
nitneylion452	2
RMiller	2
2403_Andrew	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
Superllama12	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!