CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #349

[nitneylion452]

Can't...let...the...alliance station....fall!

[skimoose]

From those of you that remember classic SNL....

It's Samurai Engineer!

[ATannahill]

And team Krispy Kreme! They never move but they always have the best handouts for volunteers.

[GaryVoshol]

Volunteer: "Should I close the gate or keep it open? Can a curmudgeon step over the wall?"

[J.Warsoff]

You dare challenge ME?!?!?!? Well then, good sir....eh....machine, prepare your swo.....er.....mechanical limb for battle! En Garde, I say!!!!

Thus began Dave's epic quest against the enemy alliance...

[Taylor]

Aim Higher, Dave, Aim Higher!

[dodar]

Dave: Red card, RED CARD!!!
Volunteer: ...Dave, you cant give a red card.
Dave: Watch Me!

[Karibou]

Dave, of all people, should know that you aren't allowed to damage other robots on purpose. Those flags can be as heavy as Krispy Kremes are delicious.

[MaxMax161]

After receiving a record breaking 128 redcards the blue alliance's received the fabled redflag. Hilarity ensued.

[Wayne Doenges]

Next day news headline: Famous Hawaiian shirted NASA engineer ran amok, at a local robotics completion, after consuming an unknown quantity of Krispy Kremes. Later Dave Lavery was heard to say “Man, what a rush.”

[DonRotolo]

CHARGE!

[Bill_B]

The sensei of the Hawaiian flag flying dojo shows us how it's done. Firmly planted feet, ideal grip separation, coupled with effective arm extension offset all combine for optimum flag flying flash.