CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #349

[Taylor]

Aim Higher, Dave, Aim Higher!

[dodar]

Dave: Red card, RED CARD!!!
Volunteer: ...Dave, you cant give a red card.
Dave: Watch Me!

[Karibou]

Dave, of all people, should know that you aren't allowed to damage other robots on purpose. Those flags can be as heavy as Krispy Kremes are delicious.

[MaxMax161]

After receiving a record breaking 128 redcards the blue alliance's received the fabled redflag. Hilarity ensued.

[Wayne Doenges]

Next day news headline: Famous Hawaiian shirted NASA engineer ran amok, at a local robotics completion, after consuming an unknown quantity of Krispy Kremes. Later Dave Lavery was heard to say “Man, what a rush.”

[DonRotolo]

CHARGE!

[Bill_B]

The sensei of the Hawaiian flag flying dojo shows us how it's done. Firmly planted feet, ideal grip separation, coupled with effective arm extension offset all combine for optimum flag flying flash.

[JaneYoung]

Dave Lavery - a sung hero of unflagging spirit and a brilliance that has to be semi-contained by a hard hat so that no one around him is injured/scarred/maimed/hobbled/damaged/scalded/withered/blasted - well... zapped - by it.

[Ryan Simpson]

It seems that Dave mistook an FRC event for matador training.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

When you tell bad jokes and wear a wild shirt at a robotics competition, you just have to be prepared for flying debris. The hard hat is not a statement, it is self preservation!

[Mr. Pockets]

FIRST is heading to spain!
Dave: I always wanted to bullfight a robot

[Vermeulen]

Dave Lavery's later game designs were heavily inspired by his secret life as an olympic pole vaulter.

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay--robot hangover, as the Facebook folks call it.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

When you tell bad jokes and wear a wild shirt at a robotics competition, you just have to be prepared for flying debris. The hard hat is not a statement, it is self preservation!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by MaxMax161

After receiving a record breaking 128 redcards the blue alliance's received the fabled redflag. Hilarity ensued.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Vermeulen
2) JaneYoung
3) skimoose
4) GaryVoshol
5) Bill_B
6) Taylor
7) dodar
8) nitneylion452

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

America may run on Dunkin', but don't tell Dave that. His Krispy Kreme-fueled rage has already destroyed too many alliances' robots.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	112
Ryan Simpson	109
EricH	99
GaryVoshol	95
JaneYoung	87
Karibou	86
Wayne Doenges	86
DonRotolo	76
Al Skierkiewicz	69
rsisk	69
rtfgnow	64
Bill_B	39
dodar	33
delsaner	29
kstl99	22
AndyB	20
JackG	20
Katie_UPS	18
skimoose	17
kramarczyk	16
Aerosound	16
Chris is me	15
Purple	15
Lee Reid 3136	14
Vermeulen	14
KarenH	13
Barry Bonzack	12
kenavt	9
gyroscopeRaptor	8
BrendanB	8
RoboDesigners	8
Andy Baker	7
Alex Cormier	6
efoote868	5
Lil Lavery	5
MaxMax161	5
Travis Hoffman	5
ThaineP	4
nitneylion452	4
Spiffizzle	4
Cynette	3
DRAKE343	3
Brianna	3
Kevin Kolodziej	3
OmerSD	3
theprgramerdude	3
Phoenix Spud	3
Chief Pride	2
James1902	2
kjolana1124	2
Swan217	2
BJC	2
Mr. Pockets	2
RMiller	2
2403_Andrew	1
computerteen643	1
EricS-Team180	1
Gdkoopa	1
jmanela	1
Josh Fox	1
Rich Wong	1
Schmoebot	1
Superllama12	1
ttldomination	1

Onward!