CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #350

[DonRotolo]

[NPOE]I may be dating myself here, but...[/NPOE]

(to the tune of Surfin' USA)

If every highschool had a FIRST team
across the U.S.A.,
Then Dean would be happy
and we'd be on our way,
You'd see their robots in baggies
or sometimes in a crate,
Some pushy pushy fund-raisers
FIRST in U.S.A.

You'd catch em 'petin at Lone Star (Inside-Outside-U.S.A.)
Minne-ap-o-lis (Inside-Outside-U.S.A.)
Las Vegas and North Star (Inside-Outside-U.S.A.)
Palmetto's Caroline' (Inside-Outside-U.S.A.)
all over Manhattan (Inside-Outside-U.S.A.)
and down St Louis way (Inside-Outside-U.S.A.)

Inspired By Science,
FIRST in U.S.A

(Maybe we can get Will-i-am to sing it!)