Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[mangagirl41]

Granted, but then it would turn on you and snap your fingers and toes off one by one

I wish i could figure how to make the skin right in 3ds max

[LightWaves1636]

Wish Granted, but your mentor is disappointed that it doesn't have the Aston Martin logo all over it.

I wish for a Lotus Elise, in metallic purple.

[ChaosX73]

You're driving your shining new lotus around town when all of a sudden you get an e-mail on your phone. Turns out that all lotus elises are being recalled due to a seat malfunction that shoots drivers several feet into the air, even if they're wearing their seatbelt! Just as you get this your seat malfunctions and sends you through the roof (it was cold that day so you had the top down). Now you're roadkill with a shiny purple necklace.

I wish they would stop making episodes of Spongebob.

[ratdude747]

... and instead of spongebob, nicktoon primetime becomes reruns of barney.

I wish I had a date to prom...

[ChaosX73]

Sure, your date is a giant squid.

I wish I had teh 133t skillz.

[WarpSpeed10]

YoUz l33t skillz are no match for for ma LaZoR! It has over 9000 power settings!

I wish for flying robots in next year's competition.

[LightWaves1636]

But you lose comms cause you forgot your updates for the driver station.

I wish for giant ball pen(like at Chuck E Cheese) to be the FRC Field.

[RoboDesigners]

Granted, but then you break your ankle while setting up the Chuck E Cheese game object in the middle of the pit. This occurs at the beginning of build season, and you miss the entire season because you're confined to your bed.

I wish that my robot would become self-aware and program itself to accurately score in autonomous mode.

[IraJason]

Granted, but your self-aware robot later becomes skynet, dooming mankind.

I wish I had a shark with a freakin' laser beam attached to it's head

[ChaosX73]

Sorry, but all we could find were some ill-tempered trout with rabies.

I wish I knew umbrancy (shadow magic).

[Lledargo]

You already can do umbrancy, It is called shadow puppets. (Also if you stand outside on a sunny day, you are, after all, 'casting' a shadow.)

I wish I had another book to read.

[ChaosX73]

You do find another book to read. It's an old one that you have vague memories about, but you decide that because you can't really remember anything about it, it's just as good as reading a new book. However, as soon as you open it up to shake the dust out, a crap load of pressed four-leaf clovers fall to the floor and shatter. You forgot that this was the book that you had pressed them all in, and now your luck has run out. A meteor smashes into your house while you are home alone and kills you.

I wish I could have crazy-good understanding of the Great Gatsby and its symbolism.

[Superllama12]

Granted, but then your English teacher calls on you so much that maggots start crawling out of her mouth. You then promptly pull the fire alarm, which breaks off when you pull it, and you cut your finger. You then die agonizing days later from a raging infection caused by the fire alarm, because some idiot had pulled it days earlier when he had E. Coli

I wish that I had duck's feet

[LightWaves1636]

Granted, but they're not proportional to your body so you go through life with a physical disability....

I wish for a Shetland Sheepdog.

[ChaosX73]

Unfortunately, your message doesn't go through completely to the wish department and they think you actually wished for a Shetland Sheep. Just a sheep. You get you Shetland Sheep when all of a sudden a raiding party of barbarians pillages you sheep and they cook it over a fire, rotisserie style. You are also captured by the barbarians and are forced to become one. When they serve you a slice of your sheep, you are none the wiser until you are finished and you realize you just ate a slice of Sheepy's flank. You become so distraught with guilt about how you didn't ask for the sheep in the first place but should have been kinder to it all these years (even though you only had it for a few seconds) that you can't go on any of the barbarian raids. So, due to your noncooperation, you are cooked and eaten just like your sheep friend.

I wish that I understood the rules of minesweeper.