Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?

[tr6scott]

Not robotics specific, but I am partial to my tag line too...

"The sooner we get behind schedule, the more time we have to catch up."

[Mr. Van]

This sign is on the door to our "programming cave" or "storeroom":

If it is falling apart its a MECHANICAL problem.

If it is spewing magic smoke it is an ELECTRICAL problem.

If it is rampaging around destroying things it is a PROGRAMMING problem.

-Mr. Van
Coach, Robodox

[Mark Sheridan]

Originally Posted by Chickenonastick

"Team XXXX: Wipe robot grease here: *small square on shirt to do so*"

That is team 1678, the Citrus Circuits. That is an awesome T-shirt design.

[theNerd]

here's one I came up with:

You know your a rookie team when 50% of your bot is made of zip ties.

It brings back ol' memories

Originally Posted by theNerd

here's one I came up with:

You know your a rookie team when 50% of your bot is made of zip ties.

It brings back ol' memories

We started in 1999 and we still use zip ties! Though no where near as much as we did before!

[CalTran]

I'm pretty happy with the one in my signature:

[remulasce]

Conversations with Hardware Guys:

Me: "Code's compiling!"
HG: "You switched to Python this year."
Me: "Code's interpreting!"

"It is impossible to get magic smoke back into electronics. The closest science has come is soldering- and even then, a great deal of it escapes to the air."

[MishraArtificer]

Originally Posted by Alex2614

"Sounds like a software problem."
"Sounds like a software problem."
"........Software problem!!"

Sounds like you're paraphrasing a clip of Red vs. Blue, there...

On topic, I was always a fan of "Open mouth, insert Dew. Problem Solved!"

[Chris Fultz]

Knock Knock

Who's There

Uber

Uber Who

Uber going to score that tube, aren't you?

[Zuelu562]

R.I.P. Duct Tape Rule

For those not steeped in historical information on FIRST, until 2008 (Correct me if I'm wrong) there was a rule in the rulebook known as the Dean Kamen Rule; NO DUCT TAPE.

[delsaner]

Excuse me, do you have victors on your robot? Well you better let them off, that's a safety violation!

You could substitute victors for jaguars, and say something regarding jaguars like, wear your safety glasses, jaguars are dangerous animals.

[KHall]

Originally Posted by Chris Fultz

Knock Knock

Who's There

Uber

Uber Who

Uber going to score that tube, aren't you?

Not too bad Chris! However, my favorite is still your 2010 IRI tag line submission...

"If the Lady was Here, She Would go Ga-Ga"

LOVE IT!! & still

[Ankit S.]

This is from one of 2035's pins:

"WHERE'S THAT (wire) STRIPPER!?"

[Thundrio]

when we were at regionals we lost a jag in our first match, so while we were in the pit trying to replace it i saw a tiger mascot walking around. i told him he probably shouldn't get to close since we killed one of his cousins.

=)

[AlexH]

Some people like country, others like rap.

As for me, I'm into Metal.

What kind you ask?

Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.