Does anyone have any good Robotics jokes?

[MishraArtificer]

Originally Posted by pfreivald

sqrt(-1) 2^3 (capital sigma) (pi)...

...and it was delicious!

Um...translate for the less mathematically inclined?

[Alan Anderson]

Originally Posted by pfreivald

sqrt(-1) 2^3 (capital sigma) (pi)...

...and it was delicious!

Originally Posted by MishraArtificer

Um...translate for the less mathematically inclined?

The square root of -1 is i.
Two raised to the power of three is eight.
The Greek letter Σ (sigma) represents a sum.
And, of course, the name of the Greek letter π (pi) sounds like the English word pie.

[MishraArtificer]

Originally Posted by EricH

Translation:

sqrt(-1) = i (imaginary numbers always have this somewhere)
2^3 = 8
capital sigma = Σ (usually means "sum")
pi should be self-explanatory.

(i)(8)(Σ)(pi)

Originally Posted by Alan Anderson

The square root of -1 is i.
Two raised to the power of three is eight.
The Greek letter Σ (sigma) represents a sum.
And, of course, the name of the Greek letter π (pi) sounds like the English word pie.

Thanks...I haven't had Algebra classes in a few years, and didn't do particularly well in them to begin with. I think with my hands.

[trilogy2826]

Source: Jack Ganssle's "The Embedded Muse 207"

New SI units:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

[plnyyanks]

time to breathe life into this thread again....

this:

Originally Posted by trilogy2826

Source: Jack Ganssle's "The Embedded Muse 207"

New SI units:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

reminds me of this:

(of course, courtesy of Randall Munroe)