Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Superllama12]

You decide that the best way to learn the rules is with on the field experience. Needless to say, you don't get very much cuz ur a n00bz0rz!!!111!1!!!!!111!!111111

I wish I knew where the random scar on my earlobe came from

[ChaosX73]

It came from your secret surgery you had when you were 10. You abducted in the middle of the night by the FIRST Secret Police, but this time they decided that instead of assassinating their target, they'd experiment on him instead. They surgically implanted a homing device into your ear so that when they send their r0b0t d35truct0r units, you're their first target. They want to find out how effective the units are before they mass produce them and take over the world, so clinical studies must be taken. For all our sakes, I hope you survive.

I wish everyone would give long, elaborate corruptions like I do.

[KarenH]

Granted. Oops. So sorry.

I wish that everyone but me would make long, elaborate corruptions.

[ChaosX73]

I'm going to have to break my elaborate streak in order to corrupt this wish. Done.

I wish that my physics project tomorrow works out okay. (It's an egg-drop contraption.)

[donnie99]

It will work fine when u test it and right as the egg starts going it cracks, and then explodes when it finally stops moving, creating a huge mess that your teacher will get mad at you for and will send you out of the class to get something to clean it up while everyone laughs.

I wish wasn't forced into leadership as a sophomore.

[Phoenix Spud]

Granted. You start leading as a freshman.

I wish it was summer.

[ChaosX73]

It's summer, in America, which means it's winter in Australia.

I wish I knew how to delegate work.

(Oh, and Superllama12, I have been touched by his noodly appendage!)

[Ninja_Bait]

Usually work just gets delegated in a circle, back to you.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.

[ChaosX73]

You decide to wish that you were assassinated, but you didn't make that wish on this thread, so it actually comes true.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

[Zanoushe]

Granted, but you end up creating a paradox.

I wish I knew what I should be doing to help on our robot.

[EagleBots/Prgrm]

then you know and the gorvernment says you know to much and locks you up in solitary confinment
i wish i was the best native american ever

[mayde]

granted. but you're so good that you are kidnapped by aliens in order to be placed in an intergalactic zoo as a perfect Native American specimen, and you never see your FIRST team, your family, or friends again.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be horribly corrupted.

[ChaosX73]

Such a request violates the very nature of this thread. The FIRST secret police notice your violation and promptly assassinate you in the middle of the night.

I wish I was better at French.

[come-at-me-bro]

Originally Posted by ChaosX73

Such a request violates the very nature of this thread. The FIRST secret police notice your violation and promptly assassinate you in the middle of the night.

I wish I was better at French.

In the future (possibly by the time we are adults) French will be a desolate land and nobody will need to remember the archaic country.


I wish the hate on Bronies would be lifted.

[rsegrest]

Granted...BUT...all the bronies turn into zombies thus causing you to have to barricade yourself in your house to keep the zombie bronies from eating your brains which in turn causes your entire team to miss build season...congratulations now you can't compete in Rebound Rumble...


I wish...'the game' was over...

P.S. You just lost the game.. bwahahahaha....

P.P.S If you don't know what 'the game' is follow this link...after Wikipedia is back up...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)