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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Time to start up the caption contest's eighth year!

Normally, I'd post the scores after the last contest, but since this is the start of the year, the scores are pretty simple:

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Instead, I give you the rules. (Other rules have been created, but these are the ones that see use

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Originally Posted by The Rules (enacted Caption Contest #1)
The rules:
-I am never ever gonna be eligible, unless I change the rule just before handing over control of the game to someone else.
-If it's your image I pick, you're not eligible.
-If you suggest an image and I pick it, you're not eligible.
-Entries will be scored by me on originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.
-First place gets ten points, second gets five, honorable mentions will be awarded at my whims.
Traditionally, roughly half of the entries receive a two-point honorable mention, and one particularly good zinger received the burn award, good for three points. The remainder receive a single point.

There have been some updates to the rules over the years:

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Originally Posted by The Heidi Foster Rule (enacted Caption Contest #20)
Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.
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Originally Posted by The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule (enacted Caption Contest #24)
If, for whatever reason, Billfred is working on a job on a day he has to post or judge a caption contest, he reserves the right to fudge the posting or judging by one day in either direction.
("Working" gets a rather liberal interpretation, mind you.)

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Originally Posted by The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule (enacted Caption Contest #29)
No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.
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Originally Posted by The -infinity Rule (enacted Caption Contest #42)
At certain times, should Billfred be pwned by a contestant, he may, at his sole discretion, assign a score of -infinity to that contestant. Points still accumulate as normal, but the -infinity score will remain posted until Billfred either lets off or forgets to add the -infinity score again.
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Originally Posted by The Koko Ed Rule (enacted Caption Contest #46, but a de facto rule for long before)
Anyone except Billfred can enter the caption contest, even if it's their picture.
Since then, the only thing that's changed is the deadline: Saturday at midnight Eastern, though entries posted afterward will count if they're posted before I open the thread to score it.

With all that said, here's this week's picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/36889

Go!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Doing the robot in front of a robot only shows how bad you are at doing the robot.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

In Soviet FIRST, robot drive you
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Moe's robots know good dancing. They also emit a tiny EMP when surrounded by bad robot dances.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Having given up on males, Fergie tries to woo the robots behind her.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

In less then five years, their robot will be able to replace her.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Police report that a fan was so determined to get on stage that the panda was seen hijacking a robot. Moments after this picture was taken, it was arrested.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

For PandeMOEnium, it was love at FIRST sight.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Fergie has come to the right place to learn some smooth up-to-date moves. Sadly, she's not big on iterative processes and continual improvement.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Here is a popular, smooth-operating, crowd-pleasing celebrity. Unfortunately, our view is blocked by some woman, identity unknown.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

We have successfully turned Fergie into a robot!!!!



also first time for me to do this contest
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

The Peas responded to criticism of FIRST putting "celebrities over robots" by attempting to act like them. PandaMOEnium and other robots in attendance had a mixed reaction, asking repeatedly whether Fergie could score two ubertubes in 15 seconds. The quality of the autotune, however, was considered quite impressive.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

"Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!"

Well one thing is for sure, I will be playing tomorrow!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Fergie and MOE have the same thing in common. Her outfit and the game pieces are made for the same material.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #365

Clearly, that humanoid robot only has no autonomous mode.
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