CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #372

[rsisk]

Q: What is the only force in nature stronger than nuclear attraction?
A: The attraction of a Gearhead to a Smart Car

[Rangel]

Bumblebee got a new design. Wouldn't exactly call it an improvement though. Then again, he is more fuel efficient.

[plnyyanks]

CD's first "Car/Owner Lookalike contest" was proclaimed to be a success

[Taylor]

Having had enough complaints about the unending road construction, Michigan decided to redesign its orange traffic barrels.

[Josh Drake]

News anchor: In this photo; taken mere moments before the tragic accident, we see the victim, Kara Bakowski, before she was hit by the vehicle. The car was driven by actor Verne Troyer who remarked he didn't see the girl. Witnesses say Kara had darted out into the road to pick up some zip ties.
The car was totaled in the accident, and Kara was sent to the hospital where she spent the night for observation. Remarkably she suffered no injuries. She accredits her luck to the fact that here teams flag shielded her from harm. When asked why she went into the street, she remarked "You can never have too many zip ties."
On a positive note, Mr. Troyer felt so bad about what happened that he has donated $50,000 to the Gearheads Robotics Team.

[GaryVoshol]

You think you're going to get all your stuff to Michigan Tech in THAT? HA!

[Ninja_Bait]

What she really wanted was a Segway.

[Jim Wilks]

Having just heard about the upcoming FRC Water game, a team member poses with her waterproof cape. The car was unnoticed at the time.

[Katie_UPS]

Having lost all her friends due to her FIRST addiction, Kara found another gearhead to hang out with.

<npoe> Kara has lots of friends. I'd bet good money she has more than me. </npoe>

[DonRotolo]

We all know that it's "like the WWF for smart people".
smart is as smart does.

[NPOE]smart cart art[/NPOE]

[Andy Baker]

Kara may be able to leap tall buildings at a single bound, but she better watch where she lands.

[Molten]

Kara has slowly gotten more and more frustrated by the lack of crosswalks around her school. She finally decided to be proactive. This way, anywhere she crosses is a designated cross walk. No worries of getting ticketed for jaywalking now.