CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #376

[Wayne Doenges]

Introducing the self propelled Dyson industrial vacuum cleaner.

[Q. Sheets]

The catapult failed to work as planned. Someone forgot to add a bottom to the scoop.

[Travis Hoffman]

This picture exhibits about as many interesting features as the 2001 game did. Which is to say, not a heck of a lot.

[NPOE] Oh yeahhhhh burn award yeahhhh baby poached boyeeeeeee [/NPOE]

[Molten]

Someone tell Roland that some high school kids took his Beetleborg.

For those not raised in the 90's.

[Jim Wilks]

The robot here is shown holding the giant water balloon. Seconds later, the balloon burst and a "water game" was truly born. Most of the bystanders were not amused.

[JaneYoung]

Robot: I've got this.

[Karibou]

How to distract the safety judges from the robot in the aisle? Give the robot someth-

"Ooooo, shiny..."

[Joe G.]

Feeling intimidated, 376's robot grabbed a giant ball to make himself look taller. His efforts got him picked.

[Katie_UPS]

Once there lived a robot so small,
He could not pick up anything at all,
But then his light turned green,
And he tried to be keen,
And grabbed a ball just as this picture was taken.

<npoe>
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't. </npoe>

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by S.P.A.M.er 17

Designing a robot to fetch your exercise ball defeats the main purpose of having an exercise ball in the first place.... EXERCISE!!!

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Katie_UPS

Once there lived a robot so small,
He could not pick up anything at all,
But then his light turned green,
And he tried to be keen,
And grabbed a ball just as this picture was taken.

<npoe>
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't. </npoe>

(No, I didn't judge the non-entry part...but since it's there, I'm re-copying it because I laughed.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) JaneYoung
3) rsisk
4) Ninja_Bait
5) GaryVoshol
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Travis Hoffman
9) Molten

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by rachelholladay

Weeks of hard work later and who does the robot hug? The ball.

Which means the scores are:

Joe G.	49
EricH	37
GaryVoshol	37
JaneYoung	37
Taylor	30
S.P.A.M.er 17	29
Katie_UPS	26
rsisk	24
kstl99	23
Bill_B	22
EricS-Team180	21
DonRotolo	21
Ninja_Bait	20
Al Skierkiewicz	18
Wayne Doenges	18
George1902	17
dodar	17
rachelholladay	17
Molten	16
Karibou	14
jgw	14
HedgeHogGal99	13
Rangel(kf7fdb)	11
DRAKE2751	8
Aerosound	7
rtfgnow	6
PAR_WIG1350	6
Andy Baker	5
Frenchie461	5
Chris is me	4
Colin P	4
Cynette	2
Travis Hoffman	2
akoscielski3	2
stundt1	2
Q. Sheets	2
Alex Cormier	1
LemmingBot	1
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
SuperNerd256	1
plnyyanks	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
kramarczyk	1
robokiller	1

Onward!