CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #383

[Billfred]

To stay functioning after this many contests, you must be a machine or something...

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	62
GaryVoshol	55
Joe G.	52
EricH	48
JaneYoung	48
rsisk	48
Katie_UPS	46
S.P.A.M.er 17	38
Ninja_Bait	37
DonRotolo	32
EricS-Team180	31
Bill_B	29
Wayne Doenges	29
kstl99	28
Molten	27
rachelholladay	25
Karibou	24
Al Skierkiewicz	24
jgw	23
dodar	22
HedgeHogGal99	18
George1902	17
PAR_WIG1350	14
Aerosound	14
Travis Hoffman	12
Frenchie461	12
Rangel(kf7fdb)	12
DRAKE2751	8
IndySam	7
rtfgnow	6
Q. Sheets	6
Andy Baker	5
Chris is me	4
Colin P	4
LemmingBot	3
akoscielski3	3
SuperNerd256	3
Cynette	2
dlavery	2
flameout	2
Flak-Bait	2
Nick Lawrence	2
stundt1	2
plnyyanks	2
Cody Burd	2
BeltSanderRocks	2
Alex Cormier	1
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
kramarczyk	1
robokiller	1
nitneylion452	1
~Cory~	1
iPenguin	1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/26737

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda theoretically not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

For Inspiration and Recognition of Screams and Torture competition seasons are pretty brutal.

Though most teams laughed at the thought of attaching metal to their team members and having them pass as a robot. Team 383 decided to give it a try....

[Jim Wilks]

Here we see 383 team member Cloud demonstrating that Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining".

[Ninja_Bait]

Read this through your teeth: "Hey, this is really funny, guys. Let's take it off now. What's that look for? Wait - what? Hey! Hey! Don't just leave me here! Help!"

[rsisk]

Yet another example of why you don't let robotics students become dentists.

[Taylor]

After years of searching, Manoel finally found the elusive wire stretcher. Since he's already got the metric crescent wrench, the flightline, the board stretcher, the left-handed screwdriver, the spark plugs from an '83 Corvette, the blinker fluid, the muffler belt, and the 1/4-19 bolts, he's successfully completed the scavenger hunt, and he can become an official Pit Administrator.

[Wayne Doenges]

In order to rein in some of the horseplay going on in the shop, a mentor came up with this stylish head piece. All the students could do was shake their heads and whiney.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ah, the cultural differences exhibited in FIRST! In Brazil this is an expensive orthodontic device while in Wisconsin it is just another giant cheese slicer.

Nothing to see here folks. Just another one of them robotics people with some Do-it-yourself do-hickey that'll change the world somehow. I only wonder what that thing could be....

[iPenguin]

"Waddya mean robotics kids can't make and use their own headgear for football?!?!?"

[GaryVoshol]

Secret photo smuggled out of GDC labs indicates that we'll have another "robo-coach" this year. The human player directs the robot by grinding his teeth.

[EricS-Team180]

How 383 trains new programmers to take to the bit.

[J.Warsoff]

Behold, the world's first cyborg! The future stands right in front of you, complete with REAL human emotions and ALL five senses!.....Don't mind the noise that sounds like someone moaning in pain, that's just a small malfunction in the prototype. That will be fixed in the next model, along with the addition of Segways for legs!

[Frenchie461]

[/sarcasm] This is absolutely a brilliant idea guys. Robot orthodontia is obviously the future. [/sarcasm]