CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385

[Hallry]

Why is the flux capacitor always the hardest thing to get to? Haven't they figured out that it should be easily accessible for when it needs to be fixed?

[Karibou]

Off-camera: "And what did you say your name is?"
Student: "Bond. As in, 'let's bond some metal together!'"

[Bill_B]

FIRST, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot drill, Courage to drill the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.

[dodar]

[npoe] @Karibou, you should have said,"Bond, Ionic Bond."

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Team member: Ok, here's the drill.

Robot: How is it that I keep improving and the team puns don't?

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

"I know what you're thinking--did he drill six speed holes or only five? To tell you the truth, in all the confusion, I sort of lost track myself. But seeing as this is a Bosch pneumatic drill, the best in the world, which can drill half your weight out in one go, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel light yet? Well, do you, robot?"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) jgw
2) Katie_UPS
3) Taylor
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) Aerosound
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Bill_B
8) Hallry
9) PAR_WIG1350
10) Ninja_Bait
11) GaryVoshol
12) EricS-Team180
13) DonRotolo

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Molten

Psst...you forgot something. The picture would be more believable if there was a bit in the drill.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	71
JaneYoung	70
GaryVoshol	60
EricH	58
Joe G.	52
rsisk	52
Katie_UPS	-half-of-infinity*
Ninja_Bait	42
DonRotolo	41
S.P.A.M.er 17	41
Karibou	37
EricS-Team180	36
Wayne Doenges	35
Molten	34
Bill_B	33
Al Skierkiewicz	29
rachelholladay	29
kstl99	28
jgw	28
dodar	25
Aerosound	19
PAR_WIG1350	18
HedgeHogGal99	18
George1902	17
Frenchie461	16
Travis Hoffman	14
Rangel(kf7fdb)	12
IndySam	11
DRAKE2751	8
SuperNerd256	7
rtfgnow	6
akoscielski3	6
Q. Sheets	6
Andy Baker	5
iPenguin	5
Chris is me	4
Colin P	4
Cody Burd	4
LemmingBot	3
kramarczyk	3
BeltSanderRocks	3
Cynette	2
dlavery	2
flameout	2
Flak-Bait	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Hallry	2
stundt1	2
plnyyanks	2
Alex Cormier	1
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
robokiller	1
nitneylion452	1
~Cory~	1
delsaner	1
Kyle A	1

*Normally, calling me old in the caption contest would yield a flat -infinity...but since Katie got her wisdom teeth out over the past week, I'm being nice and reducing her -infinity by half.

Onward!