CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #393

[rsisk]

Woodie: Heck, anybody can change the world's culture, but can they do this?

[Ninja_Bait]

Woodie struggles with some gum. Or maybe epoxy putty. Or maybe both.

Some prankster team out there isn't getting an award this year...

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Hey Mom! Look what I can do!

[CNettles11]

I knew the shoe-phone was a poor choice.

[Hallry]

(As I said in the original thread of this picture)
Woody: "Dean once told me that I wouldn't believe what it felt like to walk a mile in his shoes, so I decided to take him up on that offer. And man do they hurt!"

[DonRotolo]

OK, now where did I put that left foot... Oh! Here it is!

[Jim Wilks]

Woody demonstrates the sheer simplicity of the Kinect interface for the 2012 game.

[dodar]

Ha! I told you I could lift my fit up to my face. That's $10, Dean.

[J.Warsoff]

Age seemingly has no effect on Woodie's body.

[GaryVoshol]

Why Woodie went into engineering instead of his grade-school ambition of being an international spy: Even Maxwell Smart knew enough to take off his shoe before answering it.

[PAR_WIG1350]

Hint to all shoelace thieves, it is advisable to refrain from signing your name on the shoes from which you steal laces, besides, it wouldn't have even been noticed had you signed his jacket instead.

[EricS-Team180]

...truly the heart and sole of our competition!

[Taylor]

Look - it's *insert FIRST figurehead* doing *insert something pictureworthy*. Because *insert irrational sequence of events*, that must mean WATER GAME!

[Wayne Doenges]

Woodie took the expression "inserting your foot in your mouth" literally.

[Molten]

You wouldn't expect an old man to bend down now, would you?