Game: Worst Case Scenario

[Mongoose]

Use your laptop and a wireless internet connection to e-mail for help, but there's too much noise in the signal from the plane's navigation instruments and such. You decide to...

1) Instruct the pilot to glide and make a rough landing
2) Instruct the pilot to fly really low and slowly to try to use someone's (unsecured) wireless network to send the email in an attempt at "warflying"
3) Tell everybody to flap their arms really hard to create lift
4) "Liberate" somebody's laptop and try again
5) Hide in a corner