Funny things to ask for on the PA system

[AlexJamesCross]

At Javits NYC regional Im hoping to ask for "35 litres of water, 20 kilograms of carbon, four litres of ammonia, one and a half kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorus, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of nitre, 80 grams of sulphur, seven and a half grams of fluorine, five grams of iron, three grams of silicon and 15 other trace elements." and in like five minutes proceed to ask for an automail arm, leg and a mop" "the reason...... it didn't work as planned"
or
for a "simlish to english translator because our programers messed up...bad"