CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #397

[GaryVoshol]

Where are your safety glasses?

[Wayne Doenges]

At a recent swap meet.
Bratwurst: "I saw it first so it's mine."
Robot: "No you didn't, I did."

[EricS-Team180]

<NPOE> why I love translation software...
My original caption:
good! Grasp the tube and put it on my hat. Then I will give you a pretzel!

translated into German by Babelfish:
gut! Greifen Sie den Schlauch und setzen Sie ihn auf meinen Hut. Dann gebe ich Ihnen eine Brezel!

and re-translated back into English becomes my caption
<\NPOE>


well! Seize the hose and set you it on my hat. Then I give you a Brezel!

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

[Npoe] Eric to the German man -

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

well! Seize the hose and set you it on my hat. Then I give you a Brezel!

[/npoe]

His response- "I am, where are this hose konfus you of speak? And why in the name would I want to agree upon until Marks on your hat?"

(I am confused, where is this hose you speak of? And why in the name of Bismark would I want to settle on your hat?)

[Bill_B]

Now it can be told how a bratwurst brought FIRST their mellow yellow underscoring.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday in Alaska!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

I've heard of the Thunder RoboKats and SimChicken Wranglers as alliances, but the Ultimate Brat-ection Toppers take the cake. (German Chocolate, of course.)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

Yellow tubes are the new red capes--they're really good at distracting hungry robots.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricS-Team180
2) Ninja_Bait
3) GaryVoshol
4) rsisk
5) Aerosound

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452

The problem with using Brewer's Sausage Racers to deliver the game pieces to the venue? They can only carry one at a time.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	110
JaneYoung	105
EricH	103
rsisk	82
GaryVoshol	80
DonRotolo	76
Katie_UPS	66
S.P.A.M.er 17	65
Ninja_Bait	63
Al Skierkiewicz	62
Wayne Doenges	58
EricS-Team180	57
Joe G.	52
Molten	51
Karibou	47
rachelholladay	47
jgw	45
Bill_B	41
dodar	36
Aerosound	33
PAR_WIG1350	30
kstl99	28
dlavery	27
IndySam	26
SuperNerd256	26
HedgeHogGal99	18
George1902	17
akoscielski3	17
Frenchie461	16
Travis Hoffman	14
Hallry	14
Rangel(kf7fdb)	12
Dr Theta	11
DRAKE2751	8
nitneylion452	8
iPenguin	8
FRC4ME	7
rtfgnow	6
Colin P	6
Q. Sheets	6
Cody Burd	6
Andy Baker	5
Chris is me	4
LemmingBot	3
kramarczyk	3
Flak-Bait	3
BeltSanderRocks	3
CNettles11	3
Cynette	2
flameout	2
Nick Lawrence	2
O'Sancheski	2
stundt1	2
plnyyanks	2
Tyler Olds	2
Alex Cormier	1
msimon785	1
SparxProgrammer	1
GCentola	1
Barry Bonzack	1
robokiller	1
~Cory~	1
delsaner	1
Kyle A	1
Sam Drake	1
Littleswimmer14	1
P. Fuller	1
Grim Tuesday	1
Mr. Pockets	1
Jeff Rodriguez	1
mesamb1	1
jdh042397	1

Onward!