Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Hypnotoad]

Granted, but now you're an Oscar mayer weiner.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

[nssheepster]

Granted. Except now, you fail a test, and the lack of homework grades means you fail. Again.

I wish I wished I wished that I hadn't wished I wished wishily.

[Hypnotoad]

syntax error.

i wish people made grant-able wishes.

[nssheepster]

Granted. But then someone wishes you smelled like feet, and you do.

I wish genies were nicer.

[genesisprobe]

Granted, but then making wishes would be without fun, excitement, or adrenaline and then the genie race prospers and takes over the world because their masters never asked for any interesting wishes.

I wish that everything I wanted would come true.

[NeatNit]

Originally Posted by genesisprobe

I wish that everything I wanted would come true.

Granted!


And then you wake up.






I wish there was no crime ever

[jkato]

But then, police officers, now out of work, have no job. So they turn to crime, except they can't do that either. So they wither away and die.

I wish a had a big, juicy hamburger, complete with ketchup, pickles, lettuce, and tomato.

[Djinn74]

Granted. But it tastes disgusting due to the burger being too juicy (90% water).

I wish that the relocation value would fit in 24 bits.

[nssheepster]

Granted, but then your robot overheats and melts into slag sue to a minor coding error and misaligned motor housing.

I wish my wish to have my wish for a million dollars corrupted was corrupted, becuase two negatives make a positive, so...
$$$$$!

[genesisprobe]

Granted, but someone else wished that three negatives make a positive so your wish is still corrupted.

I wish that people had the ability to possess people at their will.

[Troger]

Granted, but then you and your team get disqualified from Rebound Rumble because you lack gracious professionalism

Because it rains so much in Oregon, i wish that it would rain gold!

[nitneylion452]

Granted, but the size of the nuggets destroys everything and now Oregon ceases to exist.


I wish I owned a McDonald's restaurant that always passed health inspection and was extremely successful.

[shadowdarklight]

Granted, but due to their immense success every other fast food restaurant on the planet is closed, forcing us all to eat only mcdonalds for all eternity

I wish our autonomous code for our robot would write itself error free.

[cgmv123]

Originally Posted by shadowdarklight

Granted, but due to their immense success every other fast food restaurant on the planet is closed, forcing us all to eat only mcdonalds for all eternity

I wish our autonomous code for our robot would write itself error free.

Granted, but your robot becomes self-aware and takes over the entire world.

I wish my team had an automatic qualification for Championship and the money to pay for it.

[genesisprobe]

Then other teams would get mad at you and the referee would disqualify you for cheating your way into the Championship.

I wish that we could use old robots for this year's competition.