"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Tanman]

(Kid steps on computer)
Thats three strikes! TIME OUT CHAIR!
This is why we can't have nice things!

[Jacob.B]

"No, No, No, No, No, well maybe, Yeah go get a wrench!!!"

[JapaneseOtaku]

"Yes AND No" (:

[USSMISSOURI]

"Don't threaten me, I have a power tool."

"The metal is a bully" (Regarding marks on hands)

[FRC4ME]

Me: "I had a dream about ship date last night."
Head mentor: "I have nightmares about ship date."

"How many volts are in a watt?"
"Well, watts = volts * amps, so there are amp volts in a watt."

[BJT]

Electrical mentor: OK, the light is blinking and nothing is smoking, my work here is done.

[Christopher149]

Student: Get to the clickey, get to the clickey part...

Said while wrapping a zip tie around a rod in a tight spot.

[Ekcrbe]

Originally Posted by JapaneseOtaku

"Yes AND No" (:

-- Mr. C., Shop Teacher/Manager
Give credit where credit is due.

Originally Posted by Jacob.B

"No, No, No, No, No, well maybe, Yeah go get a wrench!!!"

I don't remember this, but it sounds like something I would say.

[FRC4ME]

Me: "How am I supposed to know this is a crossover cable?"
Student: "It's orange."
Me: "But it doesn't say crossover cable. It says patch cable."
Student: "But it's orange."
Me: "So how do we know which cables are crossovers?"
Student: "They're orange."

[2403_Andrew]

"Okay guys, let's get the router out of the shooter"

-Our Project Manager, trying to convince the Build Team that the shooting mechanism is a bad place for our router.

[Sandvich]

"OK, I didn't know that when I turned the motors on, they would move!"

[cronoskronus]

Sam: I pressed the emergency stop button 5 times and it still didn't work.
Emily: That's because you have to press the button when it turns green.

[Henzado]

One member said today when trying to explain what had to be taken off.

"There's No Time for Adjectives!!!"

[Kazel]

Nearing the end of a midnight build...
"I like hippos."

"Ratchet? I hardly know her!"

A: "So I knew this one guy-"
B: "No you didn't."

[mdiradoorian]

"But, it work fine in the Inventor model, why does it not work in the real world?"