"Quotes" that were said during build season

[JosephC]

-Me "Hey K you guys messed up the bumpers again."
-K "You said they were fine after we fixed them last time!"
-Me "Well, last night I was on Chief Delphi..."
-K "I'm going to take that website and smash it into itsy bitsy pieces!"

Our bumpers are still in the bag; they need white outlines AND some need to be removed.


-M "Is the shooter programmed yet?"
-Me "Yes, I told you that yesterday"
-M "Have you tested it yet?"
-Me "I'm not even going to answer that"

He was holding the unfinished shooter in his hands at the time.


-Me "Jw go get Jb"
-Jw "Got him"
-Jb "What do you want?"
-Me "Go get rob"


-Me "C hit the button!"
-C "Why!"
-Me "That Jaguar is smoking!"
-C "But I want to driveeeeee"


-Me "K go get me the screwdriver"
-K "Which one?"
-Me " I haven't figured that out yet, just bring me some options"


-Mentor "What is going on over here?"
-Me "What do you mean?"
-Mentor "There has to be 100 bottles of mountain dew over here."
-Me "Those one are empty, there's more in my backpack if you want one"


-Mentor "Robots wired! Time for code!"
-Me "Where's the TwoCan?"
-Mentor "I can't put it on yet there's no radio"
-Me *Facepalm*


-Me "Did you know that adding code to the robot actually makes it lighter?"
-J "Bull"
-Me "No really, it makes the particles inside the CRIO disappear."
-J "oh that's cool"
*J walks away*
-K "I think he bought it"
-Me "Do you think he still thinks the Jags run on smoke?"


-Me "So as you can see I am unofficially officially posting this teaser on CD.
-Mentor "Why"
-Me "Because S said I could."
-Mentor "But, Why??"
-Me "It looks cool!"
-Mentor "It's a zip tie."
-Me "But it's blue!"


-Me "D go to bed tonite okay."
-D "Your the one who hasn't slept in days"
-Me "Hey, we're talking about your problems right now, not mine."
-D "And stay off Chief Delphi tonight."
-Me "How can you even say that??!!??"


-Me "Just put that block here and connect this he..."
*Incoming ball smacks computer shut.*
-Me "I'm going to put that target onto your back in a moment!"
-D "It's your code!"
-Me "Yeah well you built it!"
-D "Did not, M made the shooter!"
-Me "Then bring M over here and shoot him!!"


All I can think of right now.