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"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it
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How many programmers does it take to screw in an LED light bulb?
None, it's a hardward problem.
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What's the programmer's #1 justification for wasting time on Chief Delphi?

"Code's Compiling."
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What's an FRC programmer's favorite breakfast food?

Crios.
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Re: Programming jokes
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...gramming+jokes



(It's locked, but has some funny ones if you're interested...)
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Re: Programming jokes
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What's the programmer's #1 justification for wasting time on Chief Delphi?

"Code's Compiling."


and I'm sure any xkcd comic fits into this thread pretty well...
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Programmer1: You know what's a good a programming joke?
Programmer2: You.
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